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What is NORTHERN MONKEY?anyone from the north, who works in the south, who has a life and doesn't spend their time moaning like a southern shandy drinker Mike is a Northern Monkey NORTHERN MONKEY - videoNORTHERN MONKEY - what is it?Anyone from upwards of Watford who hasn't got a bastard clue about anything but likes to shout the odds all day long, and thinks they're a 'bit of a character'. Johnnie B, anyone from Coronation Street. What does "NORTHERN MONKEY" mean?nothern male, bigger than most people, with a slightly wild personallity. Have a tendancy towards extreme sports, and crazy doings. Also seem quite slow, but are acctually rather clever. Very proud of there background, and like taking the mick out of southern faires. have the ability to speak proberly, i.e. saying grass, not grarss. these are all exaples of northern monkeys, steve peat, vernon kay, paddy mcguinnes NORTHERN MONKEY - what does it mean?A gentleman who talks about how much he likes gravy then proceeds to bathe in gravy and then drink it, keeps pigeons, ferrets and t'wife in shed in t'garden. Eats toast with oxo cubes sprinkled on top, comes to the pub with £1.40 and manages to get drunk and spill 4 pints of tetleys down his tweeds. A northern monkey is identifiable in the pub as usually can be heard asking "can I have a light f'mi fag" NORTHERN MONKEY - meaningThe foundation of English society. The counter part to the Southern Fairy. Draught beer is a popular tipple of the Northern Monkey as opposed to the copious amounts of drugs consumed by the Southern Fairy. Up front and truthful the Northern Monkey has an honest opinion and also has an impecable sense of humour compared to the non-existent sense of humour of the Southern Fairy. e.g. Peter Kay, Vic Reeves, etc. The northern monkey is the cornerstone of English society. NORTHERN MONKEY - definitionderogatory nickname for a person of northern extraction, usually coined by a SAVNA or a SOUTHERN SOFTY who can't live up to the fact that the north has a better standard of person. I've been thrashed at pool by that NORTHERN MONKEY NORTHERN MONKEY - slangweird sort from up norf. although from england, they don't speak the language. they hate margaret thatcher and love gravy. most of them have never made it out of the town they were born in and are very proud of living in the arsehole of england. get back down the mine you northern monkey NORTHERN MONKEYAny one from the North of England with a sense of Humour. NORTHERN MONKEYNORTHERN MONKEYNorthen Monkeys hate Southerners! |
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