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What is MySpace angle?
It's the typical angle girls post profile pictures on myspace. It's perfect to hide ugly and fat girls .. you never know what you get when you only see myspace-angle pictures of a girl.
John: "Dude, I met up that girl from myspace. She looked so hot .. but she had rhino thighs!!"
Tim: "Hey, never date a girl you only saw from myspace-angle pics.."
MySpace angle - video
MySpace angle - what is it?
When you view a girls picture on Myspace and she looks really hot so you ask her to hang out and she is actually not that hot at all.
Did you see Alyssa's pic on Myspace?
Yeah but some kid told me she is just working the Myspace angles.
What does "MySpace angle" mean?
the shots that you don't see the direct picture of the face but just other shots such as (cheek shot, up head shot). just to intimidate others that he/she is hot but when the user gets to see the other one, they'll start freaking out that they wind up with some fucked up dude.
Oh man! his face was hideous! No wonder he used myspace angles. Fuck it, fuck myspace.
MySpace angle - what does it mean?
A dodgy crooked angle used in photos.
Usually from above the head with the arm stretched out so the face cannot be seen properly.
The angle is usually associated with the Myspace photoshopping which consists of a ridiculous brightness and contrast adjustment which makes it even harder to see who the person is.
Sometimes used to make grim people look alright.
Person 1: Hah, she has got the "Myspace Angle"
Person 2: She's hot, trust me ive seen her
Person 1: It looks like she has odd sized ears and boils, she is not hot.
MySpace angle - meaning
There's more than meets the eye.
Somewhat cute 'Myspace Angles' girl is not somewhat cute.
MySpace angle - definition
The angles that ugly girls on myspace take photos of themselves to hide their ugly faces, fat, etc.
This girl's gotta be ugly, shes got all the myspace angles.
MySpace angle - slang
Originating from the myspace community, this term has come into common use to describe a style of photography used to make unattractive people appear attractive, often by positioning the camera at strange angles and using extreme close-ups.
It is quite popular on myspace user profiles, in an attempt to hide fat and other undesired features from the camera and fool others into thinking the person realy is attractive.
"Dude, what are you talking about? That chick's probably ugly. Look at her pictures... she's got the myspace angles!"
MySpace angle
When the camera is placed above your head at an angle to take a myspace picture.
This is usually done by the horribly mangled, ugly, and/or obese users who still want to be hunted by pedophiles, as to make them look more attractive (or at the very least more human) than they really are.
An angle picture usually also has the contrast way up to hide the acne and cigarette burns on your cheap skanky ass. If the user is an emo in addition to the kuh-razy angle and high contrast they probably have it set to black and white with only one object in the picture in color. It makes them look enigmatic, or some shit like that.
Person A: Woah! No way thats really Chelsea.
Person B: Yea it is, fatty's real good at myspace angles
MySpace angle
Pictures which were specifically taken and uploaded to fool the Myspace community into believing you are more attractive then you actually appear.
This is done by shooting pictures of yourself at angles in which you are most appealing.
Tom - I finally met that girl I've been chattin with online all year.
Jerry - Oh yea, how'd it go?
Tom - Miserable, she was twice as fat as her pictures and had a mustache.
Jerry - Oh man, I can't believe it! You fell for her myspace angles!
MySpace angle
A photo the individual (often female) took themselves, their arm obnoxiously encompassing half the photo frame.
Generally from overhead-down; the logic is, that way only their face and boobs show, and it's because they're obese. Period. If a girl doesn't show her ENTIRE body in any pics on her profile, it's suspicious. Ask her to send you one of her from head to toe and see what excuse she invents.
Yep, she's fat. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!
"Dude, this chick is hot!"
"Um dude, she has 100 pics she took of herself trying to act sexy, yet none go below her boobs. Stop and wonder why, for a sec! It's all a MySpace angle, every single one!"