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What is Munting?
(1) adj. refers to the property of an object (or person) as broken, ruined, significantly damaged, disfigured or deformed, often to the extent that it is not reversable or repairable.
(2) adj. an extreme state of intoxication by way of drugs or alcohol such that the subject's ability to perform basic tasks such as walking and talking are significantly impared.
In New Zealand and Australian slang, 1 is the more common sense, and in UK slang 2 is more common.
(1) Fuck, that car just got totally munted.
(2) I got so munted last night, I don't remember how I got home.
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Munting - what is it?
Munting: when two guys approach a woman with a bunt, where both holes have been banged out and resemble one big hole, full of munt aka a collection of all bodily fluids including vomit, semen, feces, urine, period remnants, vaginal discharge, etc. The first guy places his mouth on the bunt while the other elbow drops the woman's stomach thus expelling the munt into the mouth of the first gentleman. You're welcome.
2-short for "Munt Hunting"
"For Brad's birthday I wanted to do something special, so I took him to Stank Sally's house for some good old fashioned Munting"
What does "Munting" mean?
Man Hunting- The act of searching for and rating men
"Hey Sam, you want to go Munting?"
"Sure Christy!"
Munting - what does it mean?
Verb - the act of nursing your delicate body back to homeostasis. Munting is typically predicated by a wily night out. The kind of night you rarely remember but never forget. Especially when filling out forms that inquire about your drinking habits and you ask yourself, “do I have a problem?” Munting is usually performed by angling one’s body horizontally on a couch, bed, or other cushioned flat surface, ordering takeout for every meal, and consuming infinite content to distract you of your sins from the night before. Typically, one will munt for at least 12 hours to achieve full recovery.
“Yesterday was a doozy, munting is my only hope at becoming a functioning person again”
Munting - meaning
When a group of absolute 'lads' proceed into a night on the town with the sole purpose of seeking or 'hunting' non-aesthetically pleasing (aka munted) individuals. The aim is the be mouth-pleased by as many grateful munters as possible. The winner is the participant with the most dick licks by the stroke of midnight.
"Aye lads, my cock's bone dry, fancy going out for a bit of Munting tonight?"
Munting - definition
Used to describe a disgustigly dutty girl, derived from a munted-ting.
A: Eugh blud that girl is Munting
B: Trusssss
Munting - slang
The VERTICAL dividing piece in a multi-paned window frame. (As opposed to the horizontal divider/s which are called mullions.)
The rock, having been partially deflected by the munting, cracked the window rather than shattering it entirely.
Munting
To regurgitate pure foam, as a result of excessive consumption of foamy alcohol.
I drank too much beer and resorted to munting in the bush.
This dude munted badly last night.
Munting
To zone out due to the effect of (usually) illicit drugs. This sometimes involves the rolling of eyes, involuntary body shakes and serious gurning. see -Gurning
We lost Dave, but then found him in the corner of the club munting out.
Munting
A variation of necrophilia involving two live people and one dead (male or female)
To munt; Find and dig up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspe.
Hey Mary lets go munting, they buried your sister two weeks ago now. She'll be ripe!!