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What is Mullens?
1. Verb. To make things unfair. To make someones life hell.
2. Noun. An alcoholic.
3. Noun. A woman who is simillar in appearance to a blow up doll.
1. Ever since I moved in with Charlie, he's been mullening me. I wonder what I did?
2. Stay away from her, man, she's a total mullen. Her breath smells like nail polish remover.
3. She's such a mullen I was totally surprised when her skin wasn't plastic.
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Mullens - what is it?
(n.) Trying to get with a girl only to:
- be interrupted 3 times by your roommates,
- finally get the condom on, get it in her, find out there's a hole in it
- trying to to tell her about the hole, only to realize she's deaf, and
- ultimately, failing to get off.
(adj.) to describe such a terrible event.
(n.) He pulled a mullen last night. What a retard.
(adj.) Shit, man, last night was a real mullen moment.
What does "Mullens" mean?
Verb: Promising or coming up with a plan of action and then completely not delivering.
George: So Danny said he was going to bring some beer to the party last night, but showed up empty handed.
Bill: Looks like you got mullened
Mullens - what does it mean?
When you're at a bar or pub and you sneakishly leave w/o paying your tab and/or saying goodbye to any of your homey's and homette's. This tactic usually consists of exiting through windows, scaling walls, doors, gates or roofs for the big get-away!
A men's softball team is out drinking after a game, and a couple pitcher's and Jägerbomb's later, they look over to their teammate and he's no where to be found! Hence, he just pulled a Mullen!
Mullens - meaning
being so drunk that you take off your pants and then throw up into them
Dick: Dude! Jim straight up pulled a mullen last night cuz he thought his pants were a garbage can!
Sally: Party!
Mullens - definition
When there is a person who is so annoying that you get sick whenever you are around them
Man, that guy just gave me mullenitis
Mullens - slang
1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.
Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.
“Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game”
“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”
“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”
Mullens
1. Used in the saying "Don't Mullens Yourself", meaning not to overly stress out, flip out or "mess" oneself up.
2. "Do The Mullens" - pop your collar, strike a Japanese/Myspace-style backwards peace sign pose, pout and tip your hat (if wearing one) while smoothing your fringe with your free hand. Kind of like the new "Do The Bartman."
3. To ejaculate into someone's eye.
1. Guy 1: "OMG AS IF YOU GUYS WENT TO TACO BILL WITHOUT ME! WTFFFFF!"
Guy 2: Dude...Don't Mullens Yourself.
2. (while photo is being taken)
"EVERYBODY DO THE MULLENS!"
(all simultaneously pop collars if wearing them, pout girlishly, and strike Myspace-style poses.)
OR,
(on a freakishly cold day)
"Shit, it's cold. I'm doing a Mullens." (pops up collar to prevent neck getting cold.)
3. (person gets shampoo squirted in their eye)
Person 1: "OWW! I think I just got Mullensed by that shampoo!"
Person 2: "Shit, that's gotta hurt."
OR,
Guy 1: "Man that chick is so fly."
Guy 2: "Would you Mullens her?"
Mullens
When you don't like to wipe your ass to the point where it gets so nasty, you get a big (the record is 2.5 feet..ish) ass skid mark, "poo streak", on someones bed or in the witnessed event, a mattress cover!
dood, do you like skid marks? wipe your ass or you're going to get a big Mullens on your bed!!!
Mullens
"No Jerry, we shouldn't eat at that place. It's so mullens!"