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What is Mr. Sandman?
When you're about to cum on a girl's face, but insted you throw sand in her eyes.
"She was talking about us being a thing so hit her with "The Mr. Sandman".
Mr. Sandman - video
Mr. Sandman - what is it?
The most pure definition of bullshit
Mac- “I can’t win Doc!”
Doc Louis- “Dodge his punch and then counterpunch!”
Mac- “But I can’t, Mr. Sandman’s Dreamland Express (Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!!) is too bullshit fast!”
What does "Mr. Sandman" mean?
Mr. Sandman is when a sleeping woman's male partner or acquaintance ejaculates onto her closed eyelids. Upon waking up, the dried and crusty semen will feel like granules of sand when she first rubs her eyes.
Mike: "Good morning honey, did you sleep well? How were your dreams."
Diane: "I slept great with wonderful dreams, but when I woke up, my eyes felt like Mr. Sandman dumped the whole beach on my face."
Mike: "I love you honey."
Mr. Sandman - what does it mean?
when going for that great cum shot then just throwing sand instead of jizz
that mofo pulled the Mr sandman on me
Mr. Sandman - meaning
A song written by the Chordettes.
Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give him two lips like roses and clover (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Don't have nobody to call my own (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him the word that I'm not a rover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Mr. Sandman (yes) bring us a dream
Give him a…
mr sandman is a song