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What is Mr. Potato?
Similar to the teabag. When a male places his penis on someone else's face with the shaft lying on the nose and one testicle on each eye. Creates an illusion of altered/extraneous facial features.
The Mr. Potato Head, kind of like a teabag
Mr. Potato - video
Mr. Potato - what is it?
A mythical hybrid man that is a cross between Prince Charming and Mr. Potato Head. Women want the prince charming that is 100% perfect, but then also need a man that will be able to change to suit their whims at any given moment.
Quote by Chris Rock -
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can f@&k a woman with a diamond d#^k and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond d#^k is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so f@&king cheap."
"She is looking for Mr. Potato Charming"
What does "Mr. Potato" mean?
The latest victim of cancel culture
Little kid: I'm having so much fun playing with Mr. Potato Head!
Liberals: OH NO, DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY MR.? THAT'S NOT GENDER NEUTRAL, YOU AND YOUR TOY ARE CANCELLED
Little Kid: *Cries*
Mr. Potato - what does it mean?
When a male has no penis, he is called a Mr. Potato Head, becuase he's all smooth down there.
"Wow, I wanted to have sex but NOW We can't becuase you lack a penis."
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'
Mr. Potato - meaning
When a dude takes a shit as big as a potato and proceeds to put it on his nose, thereby being a Mr. Potato Nose.
"Dude you should have seen what Jackson did! He shit himself and put it on his face! He's gonna look like such a mr potato nose!"
Mr. Potato - definition
Mr potato head is one of the best toy and the best toy story character.
I love Mr potato head
Mr. Potato - slang
A fat dickhead who's fucking my wife
Matt aka Mr. Potato Head is banging my whore ex
Mr. Potato
A term used for someone who is known to have had numerous plastic surgeries to enhance their looks when considering the face.
John: Damn Nick, Ashley's becoming quite the Mrs. Potato Head with that nose job.
Nick: yeah...now if only she'd do something about those small tits
Mr. Potato
mr. potato
someone turns into mr. potato when he is totally drunk and acts like a fool
Mr Potato"you have beautiful eyes! muah, muah, muah!"
mr. potato to a random girl: "do you like anal sex?"
issa: "do you want to eat chocolate with me?!"
David: "dude did you just say that? you're definitely mr. Potato tonight"
Mr. Potato
A Mr. Potato is a strange creature still being examined at the SCP-Foundation HQ, Mr. Potato aka A SCP-001 aka A gofuckyourself, was found in an abandoned cave in the late 10,000 BC. He is still being examined during this very day. He is also very dangerous and can kill you without you even noticing. He is to be kept locked during every time when chatting with it. He can read minds, make you insane, give you nightmare's, And know your future.
"So... How has HE been doing?"-Mr. Shrek
"He's been doing fine."- Dr. Pepe
"How did the conversation go?"-Mr. Shrek
"Good....."-Dr. Pepe
"Is everything okay Dr. Pepe?Mr. Shrek
"We're going to die....."-Dr. Pepe
*Windows break*
"WHAT THE FUCK?"-Mr. Shrek
*Lights go out*
"Do not worry Dr. Pepe! The lights will come on any second now!"-Mr. Shrek
"Dr. Pepe?-Mr. Shrek
*Lights come on*
*Dr. Pepe's dead*
*Mr. Shrek looks away in disgust*
*Upon doing that*
*A tall round figure is standing twice as high*
*The figure comes closer and lightly tells Mr. Shrek in a soft voice*
"It's all Potato now"-Mr. Potato
*Mr. Shrek dies*
THE END.