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What is Mr. Miyagi?
The Mr. Miyagi is a sexual technique used by only the Kung Fuck elders and those who work 24/7 for it to be pulled successfully. It consists in catching a perfectly round droplet of cum in chopsticks during the moment of ejaculation, as the liquids spurt out from the penis. One must hold it steady inbetween the two chopsticks as the Character Mr. Miyagi held the fly during his lesson.
It is said that only the toughest-trained warriors can ever pull The Mr. Miyagi. it takes skill and dedication.
Mr. Miyagi - video
Mr. Miyagi - what is it?
A sex term, is put into play when a girl sits/shoves a soda can in her colon or vagina, the male then proceeds to punch her in the stomach causing the can to fire out of her rectum. This resembles a soda machine.
Man 1: Yo man! I gave my gurl a Mr Miyagi Soda machine last night!!!
Man 2: FO TRU?!?!?!?!?!?
What does "Mr. Miyagi" mean?
An elite form of jerking off where you go in the shower and jerkoff aiming for the tiny holes in the drain. A master of the Mr Miyagi technique can nut perfectly through the holes and leave no residue.
“I fucking jacked off 4 times in that shower man. I just Mr. Miyagi technique in there so well it felt so good!”
Mr. Miyagi - what does it mean?
A STUPID RETARTED JERK. he is a fuckin asshole and should go burn in hell for defining Switchfoot the way he did.
Mr. Miyagi is an asshole because he said Switchfoot is annoying and talentless
Mr. Miyagi - meaning
Hey hit me up with some mr. miyagi
Mr. Miyagi - definition
A person that was born in the country of China (also referred to as a chinaman) who is very wise and has a vast knowledge of mathematics or any other logical subject. This person is always consulted in mathematical or logical questions and they have a habit of helping everybody out either you want there help or not. This is like the Mr miyagi from the movie karate kid who had a vast knowledge of karate.
Fuck that Sam ling from chem and calculus, hes such a fucking Mr Miyagi. Hes always helping jessica the girl that i want to fuck everyday and night.
Mr. Miyagi - slang
The art of beating your dick so fucking hard in the shower to the point where your about to cum. Just before doing so you kneel down over the drain. When you cum you will swish the sperm into the holes of the drain. Succeeding will be followed a screeching KOBE!
I'm gonna commit a massive Mr. Miyagi
Mr. Miyagi
Racially charged word for marijuana, or being high on marijuana. Comes from the love of Karate Kid & the fact marijuana makes your eyes sleepy like an asian man.
"Damn! It smells like Mr. Miyagi son!"
"Who got that Miyagi"