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What is Mountie?

An odd creature which lurks in the far reaches of Canada (also known as Canadia), and is trusted with gun-like objects and large things which hold the solitary purpose of whacking things. Tends to drink a lot.

Help! She's choking on a butterfly! Call a mountie!

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Mountie - video


Mountie - what is it?

Mounties are the notorious alma mater of a South Dublin (Ireland) all girls school. Simillar 'Vasar chicks' these young women are famous for dropping their draws, spending daddy's money, cat fighting and drinking very heavily. Often over applying their fake bake and sometimes known as 'tangerine hussies'. Rather unusually the majority are not naturally beautiful and expensive clothes, spa treatments and hair extensions only last so long. Evidenced by the fact that most mounties end up as boared and often over weight housewifes in south county dublin.

"That mountie blew me, robbed me and dumped me but I still love her..."
"The mounties would look you in the eye and tell you they love you while givin a reach around to your mate"

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What does "Mountie" mean?

a small pixie-like creature that roams the mountains of Canada. Have been known to attack at random.

i'm going mountie hunting!

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Mountie - what does it mean?

The mounty is a sexual position where the female is covered in maple syrup and has antlers on. Meanwhile the man if fucking her from behind while singing the Oh Canada.

I fucked your mom mounty style your when you were conceived...bitch.

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Mountie - meaning

Officer of the Canadian federal police.

See wordRCMPword

Don't shoot him! He's a mountie!

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Mountie - definition

Canada's police force. Sadly, better than that of America.

I avoided the Mounties by hiding in some bushes.

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Mountie - slang

A slang term for the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police). One of the world's most well known police forces.

They are known for their bright red uniforms, but unkown to most people, those uniforms aren't actually used in every day work.. They are FORMAL dress

Hide the weed dude, here come the mounties

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Mountie

A woman who draws a guy to sexual attraction. One who you fanasize about having sexual intercourse with.

Dam that Mandy bitch is such a mountie Dude!

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Mountie

A common phrase within investment banking circles for a software developer with limited or zero true commercial capabilities. Mounties are often also considered to have poor communication skills and questionable hygiene practices.

On rare occasions, a Mountie can be a British national. This is rare (see Urban Dictionary definition Rare as Rocking Horse Shit). More commonly, a Mountie comes from developing countries and receives sub-standard training in the UK.

"Can you write me a 'hello world' example in C# please?"

"I'm afraid that's beyond my abilities, I'm a Mountie"

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Mountie

Damn people who wear red uniforms and ride horses. Just because they are police officers they think it's okay to not pick up the horseshit they leave on the roads and let innocent peditrians to step into them. CLEAN UP THE HORSESHIT DAMNIT

I was walking downtown and i step on this HUGE pile of horseshit...damn mounties.

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