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What is Mountain View?
A normal middle school with a great band program. The main administration (mainly the vice principals) are very uptight and have lots of stupid rules. You WILL get In School Suspension, most likely for a stupid reason. Note: The admin always takes the girl's side.
Mountain View Middle School.
Mountain View - video
Mountain View - what is it?
The absolute hellhole of rich communities. The seniors drive faster than the final lap of Tokyo Drift and all the Mexicans create retarded clubs which are an excuse of eating hot Cheetos during school without being directly judged. There is a history for fucked up teachers that have done stupid shit. One of these legends created a comparison for Hitler to Donald Trump. That this is an absolute stud move because holy shit this guy is full balls to the wall. Sometimes, walking into a bathroom, you can hear the crippling sound of juuls being ripped and people being so addicted to nicotine that they decide to take hits in front of a fucking security camera. The losers of the school, aka the people that fail the easiest classes get transferred to alta vista, the neighbor school, who are defined as the shitstains of the community. A typical junior at this school thinks that they are the coolest fucking people around, and they pretty much shit and eat in their car because they are antisocial as fuck. On the other hand, the sophomores think that they are the coolest kids that ever existed and loiter in the quad, swinging their keychain everywhere and pretty much making a hazard to anyone that walks anywhere near the quad, ever. The freshman are the single most annoying creatures to roam the campus, wearing trendy clothes and being the most hooked on nicotine. These people literally sold their souls for some nicotine, as most of them look washed up and high all the time.
Mountain View High School is located in Mountain View, California.
The following is a dialogue of typical students at the school.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: The largest community of retards
Person 1: Oh, I go to Mountain View as well
Person 2: It's pretty gay
Person 1: Of course!
Person 2: Want to have sex?
(Take each others dicks out)
Person 1: Bet
What does "Mountain View" mean?
Most badass security force ever. We have a zero tolerance policy for homosexuals (Mitch) and child molesters (Brighton). We do not issue warnings; we simply shoot you in the face.
Brighton, get away from the school zone or I'll call Mountain View Security!
We spotted Mitch and Kiffer flirting, so we had to call Mountain View Security
Mountain View - what does it mean?
A school that could’ve cared less about their students up until they got in trouble a few years ago for having mold in their school’s walls. They also have a creepy ass principal who still dresses like she is a business woman in the 80s; she also dyes her hair black and hasn’t changed her hair style in 7 years. All the parents of the students are either rednecks, parents who couldn’t give two shits, or over protective parents who make their kids watch kids YouTube till 8th grade.
Person1 “ what elementary school did you go to?”
Person2: “Mountain View Elementary ”
Person1: “THATS WHY YOU STILL WATCH THEM SLIME VIDEOS”
Mountain View - meaning
Mountain view Arkansas known for it's folk music but also for all the teen pussy you can get there.It's the teen sex capitol of the world with all the raves,rainbow parties and cherry popping parties ect. you can want every night of the year and everyone is invited and you can get all the tight teen pussy you want.
Lets go it Mountain view and get some tight teen pussy.
Mountain View - definition
a lame ass high school in the couve washintion.
Sam: Yo, what school you go to?
James: mountain view....
Sam: fuck that sucks for you.
Mountain View - slang
A school in Mesa, Arizona that is almost 100% mormon (LDS). The students there tend to think they are better than everyone else, but in reality they arent. They just try to be too perfect, and end up making all the imperfect people depressed. Good job Mountain Pooo!
Ed: Look at those perfect looking teenagers!
Susan: They must be from Mountain View.
Ed: They are acting like such snobs!
Susan: Let's go define them on URBAN DICTIONARY!
Ed: Haha Susan your so smart!
:p
Mountain View
boring as f***, hella buds, hella bitches, hella ballas! Yadidimean!~
Chillin in da view,
blazin herbs wit my crew,
maybe take 17 to da beach,
tha optimos that we spark is peach,
cop a 40oz for breakfast, a phat sack for lunch,
blunt of 'purp to da face, slams ur lungs like a punch...
mountain view: we practice thizzlam
Mountain View
City in the heart of the bay area and silicon valley. The only place to hang out in Mountain View is In N Out because the city is full of stoners. Its schools have silly names, and the place in generally terminally awesome.
In N Out is the place to be in Mountain View, CA.
Mountain View
A city in the southern Bay Area, rated top 10 in High Times. Holds some of the best schools in the country. Mountain View High School rated #1 in California, where even the dumbest are smarter than you. Where kids ain't scared to throw down. Home to some of the American's biggest companies. 30 minutes from the beach. Lot of rich people.
Some bad ass fools reside in Mountain View.
I feel too powerful, let's go to Mountain View to feel inferior.
Everyone's down for whateva in Mountain View.