Definder - what does the word mean?

What is school zone?

A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.

Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."

Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"

Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"

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school zone - video


School zone - what is it?

Definition 1: To do something you know is wrong

Definition 2: To have sex with someone

1: I stole 20 bucks from my grandma's purse. I'm doing 100 in a school zone

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What does "school zone" mean?

When someone friend zones someone in a school, no interaction outside of school.

Dude I school zoned Anna.

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School zone - what does it mean?

A euphemism for a completely shaved or waxed pubic hairea. The complete lack of hair brings to mind a prepubescent individual that would attend school with a 25 mph speed limit out front.

I got down there and it was a total school zone. I couldn't deal with it. I need a landing strip at the very least not to feel like a total perv.

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School zone - meaning

A euphemism for a completely shaved or waxed pubic hairea. The complete lack of hair brings to mind a prepubescent individual that would attend school with a 25 mph speed limit out front.

I got down there and it was a total school zone. I couldn't deal with it. I need a landing strip at the very least not to feel like a total perv.

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