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What is Motivational speaker?We had motivational speakers over the house last night, got the boys all hyped up. Motivational speaker - videoMotivational speaker - what is it?They're not doing a very good job because here I remain... Unmotivated... Motivational speaker "Hey! I was like you once. But then I got better. Better than you. I didn't love myself until I was better than you. So, now, I've deluded myself into believing that it's my DUTY to pass that on to you (for a low low price of 29.99). Don't you think the old me was a disgusting piece of shit? Aren't YOU a disgusting piece of shit? Don't you want to be better? All you have to do is be like me. Be like me and you'll be better than you.... We'll both be better than you, together! BUT FIRST! Give me 29 dollars... *Places hand on shoulder* and 99 cents...." |
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