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What is Morpheus?
for whoever has a lil bit more of culture(i mean, 0.0001% of americans), morpheus is the name of the greek god of sleep. pretty useless info. now, if u watched the matrix u know who morpheus is, right?
still don't know who morpheus is? go watch the matrix, buddy!
Morpheus - meme gif
Morpheus - video
Morpheus - what is it?
the ultimate level of personal performace
to win booze olympics he needed to step up his game and get morpheus
What does "Morpheus" mean?
A dangerous individual with a trenchcoat fetish. Also a vampire-wannabe.
Morpheus feeds on the blood of the living
Morpheus: I get aroused by trenchcoats
Morpheus - what does it mean?
A file sharing program, rarely used because there is Kazaa. It was made to replace napster but failed because they started making people pay
Napster sucks so i use kazaa
Morpheus - meaning
Some black guy who keeps on getting hatecrimed proper by Agents in the matrix
Oh looky here, Morpheus is getting slapped about again
Morpheus - definition
Person 1: Hey, you should follow Morpheus on Insta!
Person 2: At 'bliz_morph'? Already did.
Morpheus - slang
1. One of the sons of Hypnos (Somnus), the god of sleep in the greek god mythology.
2. A character in the Matrix movies played by Laurence Fishbourne that gets either bitchslapped by the agents or is bitchslapping the agents.
"Were you listening to me Neo? Or were you looking at the women in the red dress?" - Morpheus in The Matrix, 1999.
Morpheus
To place your balls over someone’s eyelids mimicking the pince-nez sunglasses choice of Morpheus. This should be done with your penis facing the top of the recipient’s head as if it runs along their nose, this is a completely different manoeuvre known as a Groucho.
I’ve Morpheused my girlfriend and whispered Wake up, Neo as I placed them over her eyes.
Morpheus
When you meet a chick at a bar, give her the option of taking two pills, both of which are roofies. She will undoubtedly take the red pill and pass out within 10 minutes. Drag her into the bathroom and proceed to have your way with her. When she wakes up, stand over her and put your sunglasses back on. Kick the door open. Say nothing.
1: Yo dawg.
2: Sup, nizzle.
1: I saw you got yo morpheus on last night.
2: *puts on glasses*
Morpheus
Morpheus is the god of dreams and plays the same part within the matrix etc.
as u no he is a dreamer in the matrix and so he is in greek mythology they also made a drug after him which is cool cause not many people can boast about being named after a drug aka morphine
sleep well my child morpheus will protect ya or u can kill hi as he is a pussy fighter in the matrix