Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the matrix?

A movie trilogy in which the quality progressively sucks.

Dude...the first one rocked...but the other two, like, sucked.

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the matrix - video


The matrix - what is it?

1. A hugely overrated film, with two sequels that even the die-hards couldn't love - even if they did when they watched the trailer.

2. The only computer game less interactive than Myst.

3. Proof positive people want to add non-meanings and subtext to whatever film they like in order to sound intelligent, despite watching an exceedingly dumb film 20,000 times.

Just do a Google search...

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What does "the matrix" mean?

1. The result of man's constant development of technology.
2. The fall of mankind.
3. 1 2 3

The matrix will develop, if humanity is to develop towards it.

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The matrix - what does it mean?

Agreat film with top of da range sfx which kick ass not only that but great frubin actors and actresses aswel. The first film was da best but all that followed were frubin great also. Keanu Reeves rocks and all that say he doesn't r jst stupid and blind

The trilogy of da matrix rules.

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The matrix - meaning

The act of ruining an awsome movie by making two more pointless sequels just to make more money on the box office.

The Matrix was an awsome movie, but Matrix Reloaded and Revolution both sucked major nuts.

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The matrix - definition

1. Semi-literate sixth form philosophy.
2. Vanity project for vaguely talented directors.
3. Holy fucking shit, dude! Did you see that fucking explosion! Dude!

"Well, you can't really understand the matrix without reading Nietzsche. You just can't."

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The matrix - slang

a movie about a nerdy guy who takes a shit load of acid. think about it, a black man he has never met gives him a pill (granted acid is given in tabs, but ladies and gentlemen, you must understand, the nerdy man took a ridiculous amount of acid, ergo the large pill) which he says will open his mind, then we see that subsequently to taking this pill, the aforementioned nerdy man gains powers such as flying and stopping bullets. oh, and also he doesn't know what year it is and is fighting robots. well isn't that just a dandy acid trip.

neo: I R TEH GREATEST H4CK3R EVAR!!
black dude: yo nigga take this pill and its gonna make ya wake up and see the truth, word
neo: ok (swallows pill)
neo: whoa man, im like tripping man
black dude: that will be 200 dollars.

(why does the example need to use the word the matrix)

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The matrix

the internet. a computer generated fake reality where even faker people live the fakest lives. inhabitants rarely exercise and although are extroverts 'online' are usually antisocial and have few friends in the real world. they live in blogs instead of blocks, watch youtube instead of real television, have twitter followers instead of friends, hang out on facebook instead of sports bars, make phone calls with skype instead of vodafone and em, change how they look with photoshop instead of plastic surgery and steal music and movies instead of money...smh

that guy spent so much time in the matrix he started to poke people in real life to get their attention and even once tried to photoshop a zit before he went out.

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The matrix

A groundbreaking film released in 1999. Facing hard competition from Star Wars: Episode I, which opened the same season, it was a surprise hit, and a perfect combination of story and action/visual effects. The original film was somewhat devalued by the sub-par sequels, The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions. Recently, all three films were released in a 10-disc box set.

Warner Home Video has just announced that, in addition to the 10-disc "Ultimate Matrix Collection", they will soon be releasing a "SuperDeluxe Ultimate Matrix Collection, consisting of 128 DVDs, which dissect every frame of all three films. Each film has 32 commentary tracks, from writers/directors Wachowski Brothers to James Mager, the catering assistant for the films. In addition, each disc will be hand-signed by Keanu Reeves and the Wachowski Brothers. The set will also include a life-sized Sentinel figure.

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The matrix

n. A trio of movies that managed to glorify existentialism, promote free-thinking, stimulate the atrophied intellects of the masses, modernize science fiction, lionize computer programmers and revive Keanu Reeves' career all in one go. In short, a triumph.

The Matrix has (pwns?) you.

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