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What is Montrose?
Taint of the world. Completely useless town filled with old people rambling about their 50 year old hunting stories. So small, that if you happen to blink while driving by you will probably miss it. It is said to be the cleanest town in America, for the simple fact that people won't throw their shit on the ground because they dont want their garbage to get dirty.
Did you just see that?
See what?
Nevermind, it was just Montrose.
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Montrose - what is it?
The Montrose, Akron, Ohio variation of what happens when a Taco Bell or similar low grade chain restaurant appears on empty farmland, immediately followed by dozens of additional chain restaurants and poorly planned strip malls. The result is a traffic clusterfuck on top of a social black hole, on top of an environmental disaster, known in any other place as suburban sprawl.
In every city I visit, there is at least one stretch of highway full of big box stores and crappy chain restaurants--a sure sign that the Montrose Effect has taken place.
What does "Montrose" mean?
unmistakable human beings believed to be delivered to this planet to serve as a model for human evolution.
montrose is already there.
Montrose - what does it mean?
directly south of la crescenta, ca;
decent place to hang out i suppose;
nice place for farmer's market and Oktoberfest fest!
let's go to montrose for taco tuesday at el charro!
Montrose - meaning
A compilation of overdressed Mexicans, abocrombie Fitch douchebags, and stoners. It's situated in what I like the call the left ass cheek of America. Most of the people who inhabit it are dicks and they'll throw rotten eggs at you from there piece of shit car stuffed full of Mexican preps.10 percent of the population is friendly potheads who the majority of aren't dicks, which might be the only thing good about the town besides Denny's.
Guy 1: ever been to montrose
Guy 2: I've been to hell so kind of
Guy 2: hell doesn't fucking compare to montrose
Montrose - definition
Montrose aka Verdugo City is located above Glendale and below La Canada/La Crescenta. The people who live in this area are the people who cant afford to live in La cCanada/La Crescenta and Glendale.
If you live in Montrose you are either:
Old
A skater
A stoner
A stoner who skates
Married with Children
or a teenager with no life.
Marijuana aka Kush is very easy to get and is smoked all day by teenagers and adults alike. The Glendale Police inhabit this area and also the surrounding cities. One word to describe these cops is "Wow."
Wow.
Damn im faded as fuck, I love monTROSE
Trose?
Everyone is dry
Bong rips in the hood (of trose)
Montrose - slang
The act of getting on your bad motor scooter and riding to a place you can get to in less than a day. Usually pertains to lonely farm girls who eat rock candy.
Sarah's arduous Montrose to see Arthur eased her loneliness and left her feeling hot, sweet and sticky.
Montrose
A town on the east coast of Scotland, north of Arbroath and south of Stonehaven. About half way between Dundee to the south and Aberdeen to the north. Home to the Montrose Basin.
Montrose is in Angus in Scotland
Montrose
A small town on the western slope of Colorado. Previously known for the highest teen pregnancy rate and a high level of meth-heads. More recently famous for a seventeen year old girl having her throat slashed in the high school before classes began one day.
People complain about there being nothing to do..but hey, Dennys and Wal-Mart are open 24 hours!!
1. "Montrose is such a nice quiet town."
2. "Yeah, all the drugs and school stabbings are so very nice."
"Montrose High School is SKETCH!"
Montrose
A section in Houston densly populated by theatres, museums, fine foods, upscale shopping, and gay people.
Montrose is well known in the Houston area as being the "gay part of town."