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What is Montoya?
A sexual technique where, in the middle of foreplay (specifically when using your hand on their genitals) you suddenly announce that you are not using your dominant hand and adjust positions, increasing your skill and their enjoyment. In the movie The Princess Bride, Inigo Montoya was the greatest swordsman in the world. He was so skilled that he routinely dueled other swordsman with his left hand so it was more challenging.
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Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.
Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage
Man in Black: You are amazing.
Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.
Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage
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Montoya - what is it?
when you shit in a girls mouth as shes moaning
i did a dirty montoya to that girl last night
What does "Montoya" mean?
Sexiest man alive his hair is perfect and all the girls love him
Brandon Montoya is so sexy all day every day
Montoya - what does it mean?
Planko Montoya, more commonly reffered to as Monty Ball, was invented in Southern Ontario in 1764 by Jonny Marshall. The game is played using a short wooden stick, called the monty stick, and a large ring made out of thick rubber, called the monty ball. The object of the game is to hit the monty ball with the monty stick as many times as you can before it hits the ground. There are 3 ways of scoring: if you hit the monty ball without changing you footing, you get 2 points. If you hit the monty ball after changing your footing, you get only 1 point. If you hit the monty ball while it's behind your back, you get 5 points. At the end of every season there are play-offs, which decides the winner of the Planko Cup. Each game is called a battle, and in each battle there are 7 matches. The winner of each match is the team that gets the most points. The winner of the most matches wins the battle. In the play-offs, it is allowed to hit the opposing team with your monty stick, but other contact ends the match. Teams can be made up of 2-7 people, also there are single matches, where only 1 player participates against another player. Another way of playing is reffered to as Freestyle Planko, where any number of players can play with any number of monty balls, and passes between players are allowed and rewarded with extra points. Stalls are also a part of freestyle monty ball, if the monty ball is held on the monty stick for more than 5 seconds, it is considered a stall and is worth points. There is no formal tournament for freestyle monty ball, and it is usually a more laid-back, non-competitive version of the game.
Chip: Yo dog, what you wanna do today?
Dale: I was thinkin' of heading up to the muxry to play some Planko Montoya.
Chip: Nice, ask The Huda Fish if he wants in.
Dale: I did, he's in, we got ourselves a game.
Montoya - meaning
When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and the guy grabs the back of her head with both hands and repeatedly thrusts her head up and down, in rapid succession.
Jessie was complaining about a sore throat because Mike did the Montoya on her last night.
Montoya - definition
You killed his father, prepare to die...
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
Montoya - slang
verb - derived from Juan Pablo Montoya in the NASCAR Sprint circuit, it is the act of putting your car on the underside of an outside car, coming up the bank, tagging the rear quarter panel of the outside car, creating a "pit-maneuver" effect, usually resulting in the spinning of the outside car.
That cop will probably Montoya that Cadillac to end this high speed pursuit.
Looks like Juan is going to Montoya Jeff Burton again, but its okay because new politically correct NASCAR will blame it on Jeff.
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Montoyas look like fat manly lesbians. A Montoya is most likely someone who is trash. Montoyas are seen as ugly as hell and have pizza faces. Montoyas look like they fell off the ugly tree.
girl: he's so cool!
girl: I know! He's so not a Montoya.
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BEAUTY IS HER NAME. ALL WHO ENCOUNTERS HER CANT HELP BUT LOVE HER. PERFECTION
Montoya is a true beauty. We love her
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Down to earth, sweet, caring person. Montoya's are truly beautiful in and out. Montoya's will do anything for the people they love.
John: Have you meet Rachel?
Amy: Yes, she's such a Montoya!