Definder - what does the word mean?

What is CANT?

Cant is bullshit uttered by a whining, ignorant bullshitter who bullshits whenever he speaks.

Joe: Gotham Green is so white, they are all wiggas.

Bob: What a steaming load of cant - just shut it you jamoke.

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CANT - meme gif

CANT meme gif

CANT - video


CANT - what is it?

1. A hybrid of someone who is a cunt but is also a cool cat. Often said with an emphasised Australian accept so as to confuse the listener.
2. To not be able to achieve something. Often used by the great animated fictional guitarists Skwisgaar Skwigelf and Toki Wartooth from the Death Metal Super Boy Band 'Metalocalypse'. Often used to make humour out of Scandinavian accents. In fact, one should add an s to every word to create extra humour of a person with a scandinavian accent. Your mockery of their struggled pronunciation of english will be culturally appreciated as it is a form of correction.

1: Me "Sometimes I like to wind grammer natzis up just for the hell of it. Especially when I call them a grammer natzi. That works well.what jobs you got lined up to interview for?"

Girl: "Haha jesus was a grammar nazi for a costume party we had. that was pretty great watching people get absolutely offended by that.
Teaching jobs, yo.
Also the school that i was HOPING to hear back from? your friends? never responded! bastards!"

Me: "Cants.
You'll have to go in there and meet with them personally.
You should spell it grammer natzi. It's good bait."

Girl: "oh it sure is
Cants?"

2: "I cants gets to plays the granpas guitars nos more!"
or "Is you cants be the leads guitarist Toki, I ams".

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What does "CANT" mean?

A period of time where the ability to can is lost due to any given situation or circumstance. Can last from minutes to days on end

Guy 1- hey man are you ok?
Guy 2- nah, my friend just told me that slenda hanhas coke in it and now I'm canting.

Guy 1- sucks man.

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CANT - what does it mean?

A polite way to call someone or something a cunt

Dad! Grandad has died , old cant .

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CANT - meaning

The Curse Of The Greece God Hecate, Using Spirits To Attack The Opponent.

Cante! *Spirits Apear* Attacks Opponent

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CANT - definition

The most handsome African dude in the world. He is so hot.
Name for the most hottest people.

Cante is the most hottest man in the world.

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CANT - slang

so we all here because our parents/guardians and teachers told us that cant is a word? swag.

Me:I cant do the drawing >:(
Teacher: There’s no such word as β€œcant”.

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CANT

An Australian variation of the word cunt when referring to a banker.

Those guys at CommBank are such a bunch of cants.

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CANT

As in the derogatory term for the female genitals. Used as an insult. The a can sometimes be lengthened in sound.

Fack off you caaaaaaaaaaant!

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CANT

Complex And Needlessly Technical. Overly complex, overly convoluted. The antonym to KISSor Kept It Simple Stupid. Describes systems or processes that are complicated for complexity's sake. First used in 2007 at British Telecom plc to describe their Order to Bill system.

What a CANT that Sarbannes-Oxley procedure is!!

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