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What is Montecristo?When a stripper coppulates your thumb and then inserts said thumb into her asshole while in the context of a lap dance. Gideon got montecristoed at the Cheetah Club last night and spent an inordinate amount of time washing his hands afterwards. Montecristo - meme gifMontecristo - videoMontecristo - what is it?The act of blowing your load down her throat while making her zamboni the piss crust off the lilly pads in the toilet bowl. To really get her off, you need to stick a Montecristo mini in her eyeball during the act. I gave that bitch the Montecristo Finish and she sucked it up and wanted another. What does "Montecristo" mean?1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic. 1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment. |
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