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What is Monkey Toe?
verb: the act of using one's toes to pinch people; one can be a monkey toe bullshitter, but is not common to say.
"goddamnit aaron, i will cut off your feet if you don't quit with that monkey toe bullshit"
Monkey Toe - video
Monkey Toe - what is it?
Literally: Toes of monkeys.
Really: What sucks when an event/thing/person is bad.
Dude, that concert sucked major monkey toes!
I will never go out with him again. That date sucked monkey toes!
This hair-do sucks monkey toes!
That movie that I saw yesterday sucked major monkey toes dipped in carrot juice for thirty-two and a half days exactly (no more, no less) while being danced upon by dingoes in Australia.
What does "Monkey Toe" mean?
When your second toe is longer than your first toe.
Eric doesn't have a monkey toe, but Nicole does.
Monkey Toe - what does it mean?
A nipple big enough to peel a banana.
"Her tit looks like a monkey's toe."
Monkey Toe - meaning
a nipple that is so big that it could open a banana
Look at her shes got massive monkey toes she could open bananas with those.
Monkey Toe - definition
an instance when a person's toes hang over the front edge of open-toed shoes.
"Dude, she looks like she's gripping the sidewalk with those monkey toes."
Monkey Toe - slang
When you're so desperate for a dump that you struggle to keep it in before reaching the sanctuary of a toilet. Also known as 'Touching cloth', 'pulling tongues', 'turtles head', 'getting a black eye', 'squeezing and 8 ball' etc...
'Can you hurry up in there mate, trap one has shit on the seat and i've got a monkeys toe out here?'
Monkey Toe
Toes on some peoples feet that are extremely long and narrow, sometimes with large bulky knuckles. Much like that of monkeys, who can actually use their feet like hands to pick things up.
Check out my boyfriends monkey toes. He can spell his name with his feet.