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What is Mississippi State?
Mississippi State. Where students drive tractors to school, and fuck cows in their spare time. State fans can be seen enjoying an Alabama hot pocket with their families while tailgating, and indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
Dude, I was going to go to Mississippi State University, but I didn't wanna catch cow aids!
Mississippi State - video
Mississippi State - what is it?
Located in Starkville, Mississippi. Founded as an Agricultural school and still is to this day. Bitter rivals of Ole Miss and all things preppy. Most students wear boots and Wrangler jeans to class; the few preps which do attend are usually rich due to successful farming by their boot and Wrangler wearing parents. Is a school where tradition means very little.
Ben: "Your going to Mississippi State University right?"
Brent: "No I decided that I have too much class; I am going to Ole Miss!"
Ben: "Atta boy."
What does "Mississippi State" mean?
Located in Starkville, MS, Mississippi State was known for constantly disappointing their sports fans until they won the NCAA National Championship in men’s baseball in in 2021. Typical guys here range from rich farmers to cute & preppy. The girls are the down to earth kind you want to take home to meet your parents. It’s the one school in Mississippi where you can find well rounded people who know how to party, but also enjoy the finer things in life.
Are you going to the Mississippi State game this weekend?
Yeah, we’re grilling out in left field lounge and Dak Prescott is stopping by.