|
|
What is Microwave?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMBEEPMMMMMBEEPMMMMBEEP
Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMBEEP
Microwave - meme gif
Microwave - video
Microwave - what is it?
magic boxes where cold food goes in, hot food comes out, and don't anger the machine-spirt with metal
I put a fork in the microwave and it got angry with me.
What does "Microwave" mean?
GO MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM
Microwave go mmmmmmmmmmm
Microwave - what does it mean?
Part of the five body shapes: triangle, Dorito, cereal box, microwave and sphere
Wow they look like a total microwave
Microwave - meaning
Short for microwave oven. A machine used to cook food really fast especially, when you're in a hurry.
I need to put my dinner in the microwave.
Microwave - definition
A box in the kitchen in which the lazy arses of society may cook food quickly. It should have no metal inside it and have a turny turny table so it goes round and round. The food tastes better because it feels like it’s been to the Fairground.
“Ah, the microwave a modern gem”
“I say we just get together one evening and I will microwave up some left over Cottage Pie...”
“Did you hear about that sick geeza who microwaved a bumble-bee?”
microwave
Microwave - slang
A type of execution used by favela (slum) gangs in Rio de Janeiro where old tired are stacked up around a person until only his head is sticking out. Gasoline is then poured in up to his ankles and the whole thing is ignited from the inside. The tire rubber fuels an incredibly hot fire that sends thick plumes of black smoke into the air. A mound of melted rubber is left over that serves as a warning to others.
3 gang members were microwaved in the park yesterday.
Microwave
A girl who will get you warmed up but never cooks you well. A tease.
Bro 1: Hey man did you get with that girl from the party last night?
Bro 2: No she was a total microwave.
Microwave
(noun) A device used to warm up plates, and unevenly at that.
Some try their luck for a meal that ends up cooked perfectly, without localized burns while the other side remains frozen rock-hard, but legends say it has only been done once before, by Chuck Norris.
Friend: Ow, just burned my hand from the plate.
Me: You'd think you would get used to your microwave by now.
Friend: There's water everywhere and the centre has this creepy brown burnt spot.
Me: Thank god I can cook.
Microwave
A word that Dan Howell THINKS is an onomatopoeia, but it isn't.
PHIL: What's your favourite onomatopoeia?
DAN:*speaks in weird voice* microwave
PHIL: That's not one!