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What is Dorito?
A delicious snack that constitutes the bulk of the diet of lazy people and college students. Goes great with beer. However, owners of Doritos hate to have their own Doritos taken.
Keep your hands off my momma, and my Doritos.
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Dorito - what is it?
Doritos are a brand of flavored tortilla chips produced since 1964 by Frito-Lay, a wholly-owned subsidiary of PepsiCo. The OG Doritos were not flavored(called Toasted Corn Doritos). The most popular flavors are Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch. Doritos are commonly featured in MLG mongtages alongside Mountain Dew, also owned by PepsiCo due to sponsorships with games and esports tournaments.
At the time of writing, there are 14 flavors of Doritos listed on the website:
Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, Spicy Nacho, Flamin Hot Nacho, Flamin Hot Limon(not a typo), Spicy Sweet Chili, Dinamite Chile Limon, Poppin Jalapeno, Flamas, Salsa Verde, Taco Flavor, Tapatio, Simply Organic Spicy White Cheddar, Simply Organic Organic White Cheddar, and Blazin Buffalo and Ranch.
Doritos is the best chip brand out there. End of story.
Doritos are BAE.
Doritos are God, God is Doritos.
If Doritos are God, then الله أكبر.
What does "Dorito" mean?
A politically correct way to refer to, or a code word for, a mentally challenged person.
Kathy, you have two different kinds of shoes on and you have a stain on the front of your shirt. Do you really expect me to hang out with you tonight, you look like such a dorito!
Dorito - what does it mean?
To be cheesy. Someone who is being cheesy at the momment is being Dorito. Dorito came from cheesy a Dorito is cheesy therefore someone acting Dorito is cheezy.
"You that was Dorito as hell cuz"
Dorito - meaning
A girl who literally look like a Dorito chip from wearing to much makeup when its all caked on.
She is SUCH a dorito!
I know! Look at all her makeup, its totally disgusting.
Dorito - definition
The mighty dorito god, who holds all the dead MLG memes and keeps them alive for moments on end. Is used for needed daily intake of MLG.
I. NEED. DORITOS. NOW
Dorito - slang
A Wankel engine, also known as a rotary engine, is a type of internal combustion engine that is frequently associated with Mazda's RX line of vehicles. It operates on a unique rotary design, utilizing a triangular rotor that rotates within a housing, rather than the conventional piston-cylinder arrangement found in most engines. This engine is well known for revving at high RPMs, having terrible fuel economy, and spontaneously blowing up.
Oh hey, my dorito blew up yesterday.
Dorito
A girl with a fake tan/lots of makeup that if touched would leave you hand orange like after eating Doritos.
"Check out that Dorito over there. Either she fell asleep in the tanning bed or her dad is an Umpa-Lumpa."
Dorito
Funny shaped, orange and gets passed around at parties. A girl of limited height, looks and morals. A little like a slutty oompa loopa.Will latch onto any guy that gives her attention, even if she is already with someone. Or they are married. After engaging in sexual congress with her guys will often deny any contact due to embarrassment.
"I see that Dorito is dripping all over ****** tonight" "Yeah, he'll be denying that on Monday!"
Dorito
When someone's processor chip on their computer might as well be a dorito.
Wtf is taking this guy so long to load?
-Must have a dorito.