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What is Michelob?
When you drink too much michelob ultra and you have a terrible time on the toilet the next day.
I shot gunned 10 ultras yesterday and I can’t stop getting that michelob mush on the toilet!
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Michelob - what is it?
A genuinely nice change of pace for those of us watching our waist lines (Who ain't been there before). A excellent beer for smashing and impressing your friends and family! ;)
Hot person: You have beer?
Bartender: Why yes, sweetheart. What will it be?
Hot person: A very slim, Low carb, sexy, Michelob Ultra
Bartender: Take me now
What does "Michelob" mean?
The act of removing the top off of a Michelob Ultra bottle, putting your thumb over the end and shaking it vigorously, when it has been shaken enough insert the bottle into the persons ass and let go, while engaging in sexual acts!!
I gave that girl a Michelob Milkyway last night!
Michelob - what does it mean?
The beer people hate on for being light but are drinking a 210 calorie beer with the same alcohol percentage. You drink
Bud light buddy, calm down.
Yeah let me grab a Michelob Ultra I’m not trying to eat two dinners
Michelob - meaning
Pussy beer. It's for golfers and queers.
"Let's get some michelobe ultra"
"Yeah, right after I powder my pussy... Queer."
Michelob - definition
Flavorless alcohol delivery product that people think is good for them because their television and radio told them so.
I saw a man walk out of the grocery store with three bags of chips, five loaves of bread, and two cases of Michelob Ultra. He's watching his carb intake, you know.
Michelob - slang
What beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer.
Dude #1: "Hey buddy, want a beer?"
Dude #2: "No thanks, I have to drive home later. Can I have a Michelob Ultra?"
Michelob
Amber-colored water with a miniscule alcohhol content which seems to be marketed as a sports drink.
Person 1: Would you like a beer?
Person 2: What do you have?
Person 1: Just Mich Ultra. It's good for you, you know.
Person 2: Nah, I'll take something a little stronger. How about a water?
Michelob
An abnormal-looking (i.e., swollen, reddened, wrinkled, etc.) lower portion of the ear cause by excessive alcohol-consumption.
Cops have various ways of determining if a driver is substance-impaired, but one fairly new method is to check for michelobes.
Michelob
A beer by Anheuser-Busch (the company that also makes Budweiser). There's Michelob Ultra, Light, etc., because Michelob is a family of beers. Good down the throat too bad it can't stay for long.
go get me another pack of the Michelob