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What is Michelangelo?
Born: 1475, Died: 1564
Principal location: Florence, Italy
All around bad-ass artist of the Italian Renaissance, famous for such bad-assery as sculpting the David and the Pieta, painting the Last Judgment and the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, designing the Dome of St. Peter's Basilica, inspiring Mannerism, living a really long time, and regularly kicking the shit out of Leonardo Da Vinci.
"Hey man, I just came from the Galleria dell' Accademia in Florence. You, know, the museum with Michelangelo Buonarroti's David. It was awesome!"
"I know, right, that guy was such a bad-ass!"
Michelangelo - meme gif
Michelangelo - video
Michelangelo - what is it?
When a guy's initial stream of urine hits the toilet bowel water with so much force that the water shoots a droplet up to eye level.
Dude, I drank so much beer at the Britney Spear's concert last night and my girlfriend wouldn't let me piss. When I got home I had to piss so hard, I cupped my balls and shot a Michelangelo's Fountain.
What does "Michelangelo" mean?
A shit so sticky that it leaves brown streaks on the bottom of the bowl.
The Reverse Michelangelo I left in the toilet is a real artistic masterpiece.
Michelangelo - what does it mean?
A sexual act performed by a male/female couple. The female blows the male until he unloads in her mouth. After which, they snowball to create a creamy paint. After proper mixing, the male takes the snowball and female lays on her back, stomach exposed. The male stands above the female and spits the cream from his mouth all over her stomach. Thus, painting a cum covered canvas. The male may choose to leave it to dry in abstract form. Or, he may choose finger painting and design the look to his satisfaction.
Jeff has always considered himself an artist. While known for his clay pottery, his greatest artistic passion is the swirling, abstract designs he creates when he gives his girlfriend a Michelangelo's Canvas.
Michelangelo - meaning
italian: the name michelangelo means close to god ,saintly , or gods messenger or warrior, also the coolest ninja turtle , he is also very nice good hearted and strong willed altough he can be annoying he is good to his freinds and girl
michelangelo comes from the bible ask ,old italian people
Michelangelo - definition
A noble animal, this horse accompanies the Viscount when he is in cities.
Look! There rides the Viscount, astride Michelangelo. Huzzah!
Michelangelo - slang
If you're an old history teacher, you'll know Michelangeloas the versatile artist whose prowess challenges that of Leonardo Da Vinci. Also, as an old history teacher, you'd know that Michelangelo died at the hallowed age of 88. Hopefully our beloved YMer, Michelangelo will live to be just as old, or older. From the looks of it, she's carefree, has a big heart, and is the girl you'd think about when hearing the country song "Stand by Your Man."
It's a must to learn how to be frisky and seventeen. Deprived as I am, I think Michelangelo can help me in that department.
Michelangelo
Michelangelo (originally Michaelangelo), nickname Mike or Mikey, is a fictional character and one of the four main characters of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics and all related media.
First appearance
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #1 (May 1984) Michelangelo
Michelangelo
The coolest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
Michelangelo's a par-tee dude!
Michelangelo
A sex position, not dissimilar to the Eiffel Tower, except with four total people; both gentlemen are going their girls doggy-style, while they kiss each other in the middle. Because of the increased distance, it's not possible for the men's hands to fully touch as in an Eiffel Tower; therefore, only one finger shall make contact, like its namesake's painting of God touching man.
Bro, last night was crazy! Jeff and I took these two sloots back from the bar and we TOTALLY Michelangelo'ed that shit!