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What is Michael Phelps?
Lone survivor of a secret government project, Known as Project Neptune, Signed off on by Reagan, to create a squad of supermen to manually sabatage Soviet submarines. After the fall of the USSR and the end of the cold war, Phelps was reassigned to total Olympic Domination
Holy crap how many medals does that guy have
Michael Phelps=Abe Sapien
Michael Phelps - video
Michael Phelps - what is it?
When you rip the bong like a winner.
"You call that taking a hit, here let me teach you how to Michael Phelps"
"I Michael Phelps erryday"
What does "Michael Phelps" mean?
Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").
Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.
"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."
"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."
Michael Phelps - what does it mean?
A 6'4", 200-pound aquatic mammal and 14-time Olympic gold medalist.
Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.
Michael Phelps - meaning
the greek god of cannibus. also occasionally known to swim.
Michael Phelps to the people: Praise me all ye people, for I supply that which is best- green and gold
Michael Phelps - definition
In 2008, became confirmed as a new species of fish. Will probably be best known for having won eight gold medals in a single Olympics, and at the time breaking the world record for seven of them.
I don't get it, I trained just as hard as him, why can't I ever swim faster than him?
Well that's because he was already born at a physical advantage over you, like Michael Phelps is to all the other people whose bodies do not resemble that of an aquatic animal.
Michael Phelps - slang
Crushing a full bowl in one hit as though you have lungs of iron.
- Dude, do you think I can Michael Phelps this bowl?
- I don't know dude, but don't do it. I'm tryna hit that.
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"Man, I'm gunna Michael Phelps this shit and see if I can swim like a dolphin afterwards."
Michael Phelps
Michael Phelps requires extensive care and feeding. Typical amount consumed in a day ranges around 12,000 calories.
Michael Phelps
He doesn't swim, he beats the water untill it takes him where he wants to go.
you take me there right now, or ill go all michael phelps on you!
Michael Phelps
Once again, Michael Phelps has just broke the world record