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What is Metz?
(v) the act of tattling on someone when they get in an accident and flee the scene.
Ging: OMG someone told Johnny that I got in an accident
Girl: It was me
Ging: Omg you b***h you carolyn metzed me!
Metz - meme gif
Metz - video
Metz - what is it?
A lurking troll that lives in between two pieces of astrolglide covered cardboard. It's (and I use that term lightly) location is not certain, however the last time spotted, it was glaring at a disabled child. The child later died that day. When born, they begged the parents to kill the thing before it swallows the world with it's ugliness, the parents agreed, and philip metz was thrown in the river at an age of 4 days. However, it survived, and now even attends school. It hasn't washed its hair since that day it fell in the river and is a member of the famed "colon squad". Recently, in 2001, philip metz was declared its own species, a piece of shit, scientists have yet to capture the creature to become aware of its unique genetic structure. Finally, the creature also lost it's penis in the womb, and therefore has earned the nickname "no penis".
parker: "Hey! look! It's Philip Metz!"
phillip metz: "Pythagreom Therom doesn't always work"
What does "Metz" mean?
a girl who likes to talk about random stuff and doesnt know why she talks about it. she has a few friends but goes through a lot of friendship breakups throughout middle school. she has an amazing sense of humor that cannot be described. one amazing best friend who she loves more than anything. the list could go on and on.
you saw lucy metzing? shes amazing.
Metz - what does it mean?
Term in which one person may be very intoxicated and on the level of being drunk to blacking out. Named after the infamous Austin Metzger by the one and only Chris Desoto. Can be used as a verb. Works best using it in the place of 'drunk'.
Tonight we are getting metzed up!
Metz - meaning
To promote or otherwise install a COTS product that has almost no support and is a crappy product
I've got a metz to install this weekend. Wish me luck.
Who installed this crappy metz?
Metz - definition
From the German word meaning "as gay as the day is long". Can also mean "rib eating, watermelon lover" and " a Jewish person's best friend" Official pronunciation: but-er-hed.
That guy with the rainbow bumper-stickeris a flaming metz!
That metz is a great gansta rapper.
Metz - slang
is that one of santas? naw its a metz
Metz
Tracker Hacker with jewels and a carebear in his pocket and Sabrina's beauty in his heart;)
Metz loves hot tubs and snowball fights with boat rides and good friends, chicken wings, pizza, KFC like me, and Cookie. ILU
His favorite line from a move is "I like a cookie."
Metz
Someone's superior or higher up
Usually used when one individual is asserting his overwhelming dominance over another individual.
Lox: Hey bro you gotta not do that anymore
Allen: Shut up I'm your metz, you listen to what I say
Metz
This is a difficult surname to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Metz, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God) cannot even withstand the magnitude of Metz.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Metz cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Metz is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Metz is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Metz is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Metz resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Metz is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Metz have failed.
Metz. Nothing else can describe him.