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What is Metaverse?
Mark Zuckerberg's vr playground? nobody rly knows wtf the metaverse is
Im a real human, beep bop, back to the metaverse I go
Metaverse - meme gif
Metaverse - video
Metaverse - what is it?
Something that already existed beautifully in Persona 5 but Mark Zuckerberg wants to destroy this beautiful concept with stupid NFTs and gimmicky VR games. If you actually wanna experience the metaverse, go play persona 5. This ain't it chief.
Guy 1: Are you excited about the metaverse?
Guy 2: Metaverse as in from persona 5?
Guy 1: No I'm talking about Zuck's newest creation after rebranding FB to meta, you didn't hear?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: Really? It's literally all over the news
Guy 2: Huh.
Guy 1: It would be crazy if they could port persona 5 over to the metaverse
Guy 2: I guess you could say that's very meta
Guy 1: Stop......
What does "Metaverse" mean?
Virtual reality to hide behind the internet and optionally glasses to avoid real interaction.
Luigi: Yo dude why weren't you at the zoo
Mario: Sorry dude, I was in the Metaverse zoo, hehehehe.
Metaverse - what does it mean?
a stupid ass fucking crypto scheme with no purpose that other things can't already do
Guy 1: i just bought a burger in the metaverse Guy 2: This is why your parents left you you ugly ass little loser
Metaverse - meaning
"Did you know Metaverse?"
"Leave me alone."
Metaverse - definition
A metaphysical dimension, (which can be simulated or spiritual).
'A metaverse is a metaphysical dimension, such as an alternate reality, spiritual realm, dimension where fiction is reality or simulated matrix powered by a super-computer.'
(Note: A metaverse isn't to be confused with a universe. Please read my definition of universe for more information).
Metaverse - slang
In the philosophical system of Metaversalism, the Metaverse (sometimes also called the Omniverse) refers to the abstract realm consisting of all mathematically precise, consistently describable objects/structures/theories.
Person A: "Did you know, from your own subjective point of view, your consciousness can never cease to exist."
Person B: "Why is that?"
Person A: "Because no matter what happens to you, there will always be some possible world in the Metaverse in which you continue existing. If you no longer exist here, then you will only find yourself there, in those universes."
Metaverse
A virtual realm Mark Zuckerberg created in order to VR-rape unsuspecting social media users.
Mark Zuckerberg: “It’s not rape, you consented to this point when you signed the latest Facebook terms and conditions.”
Me: “Well I guess you’re right, proceed. At least it’s pain free in the metaverse, right? …right?”
Metaverse
The reason Zuck lost 30 billion dollars in one day
Zuck: I hope you enjoy your stay in the Metaverse!
The majority: We will not be going to the Metaverse.
Zuck: :(
Metaverse
The Matrix, but lamer and with NFTs for some reason. Product of Mark Zuckerberg's endless quest to make all of our lives worse
The metaverse is a load of crap, Zuckerberg is even dumber than he looks if he thinks I'm spending money on his lame VR headsets