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What is Merman?
A loud, foul-mouthed beast that resembles a butterball turkey covered in cornsilk. Its hobbies include frigging, drinking, and drunken frigging.
You Know Who must be here, Ethel Merman is feverishly frigging herself again.
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Merman - what is it?
Unlike these lameass definitions above, one of the most talented Broadway actresses of all time. Normally referred to as "The Queen of Musicals"
Born January 8, 1908
Died February 16, 1984
Best known for her roles in Girl Crazy, Anything Goes, DuBarry Was a Lady, Annie Get Your Gun, and Gypsy
Married 4 times, all ended in divorce.
2 children, Robert and Ethel Levitt. The latter died of a drug overdose.
Merman died of a brain tumor.
When asked why she never spoke to her Gypsy co-star Sandra Church, Ethel Merman said, "Of course I talk to her! Every night after the curtain closes, I tell her to go fuck herself!"
What does "Merman" mean?
a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.
Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.
Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.
Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.
Merman - what does it mean?
When you put both your feet in a womans vagina at the same time and you flap about like a fish or a 'Merman'.
" That birds well dirty mate, she let me do the merman"
Merman - meaning
A sea creature having the head and upper body of a man and the tail of a fish.
"The merman swam through the ocean water with his mermaid friends"
Merman - definition
verb- to finger a belly button while hooking up
"I was hooking up with this guy and he fucking mermanated me, thinking it was hot. I was like hell no."
Merman - slang
A man who has his hair (and/or beard) dyed any number of (or combination of) vibrant colors just like women have been doing.
Silver appears to be a dominant color. The trend started during the summer of 2015.
Look at all the colors in that merman's hair!
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Merman
1. A creature that is half-fish, half-man
2. A kind of dressing that can only be described as "table"
3. An old white guy who screams in little kids' faces about cereal box colors.
Did you see that guy? He was such a merman because he was half-fish, half-man.
Dude, look at that old white guy. I think he's screaming at some kids about cereal.
Merman
The male equivalent of a mermaid. Not called a mermaid or mermaid man. Please correct yourself now.
Person: "You're a mermaid?"
Me: "MERMAN!"
Person: 0 0
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Merman
A heavy drinker, esp. a habitual one. A witty person who holds down the bar til the break of dawn; rarely leaves their post. Mermen enjoy the celebration of beverages and spitting game to random girls. Pertaining to one who buys rounds of grape bombs for all those around them.
"Merman was on point last night...he was buying grape bombs and pouring them down girls throats!"
"I can't go to the bar because I'm broke and I have zero game....Fuck that, Merman will take care of you!"