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What is Mermaiding?When someone falls in love with you without you even knowing of their existence, like Prince Eric and Ariel from Disney's The Little Mermaid. Dude, that girl from accounting just mermaided me. I don't even know her name and she is totally infatuated with me. Mermaiding - meme gifMermaiding - videoMermaiding - what is it?A made up word on the popular new commercial for Match The popular dating site βStop searching up mermaided because I just made that up.β What does "Mermaiding" mean?Someone who is half human (top part) and half fish (bottom part). The human part is usually hotter than the average human (probably to compensate for the fish part). They usually say βaur naurβ in reaction to almost everything. Kyle: Cleo is a mermaid. Mermaiding - what does it mean?A sexual act where a partner inserts a large fish into either the anus or vagina of their sexual partner. The fish must be inserted head first, with the tail protruding out between the legs. βOh man, turns out Stacey is totally into mermaiding. We had a wild one after that βall-you-can-eatβ seafood restaurant, we ended up taking a whole tuna home and she let me shove it up her assβ. Mermaiding - meaningDescriptor for behavior that involves long periods of bathing, absentmindedness, vanity, personal grooming, or any combination of these I spent all Sunday afternoon in my bathroom. I was mermaiding; you know, not really doing much of anything but laying there and picking at my face in a handmirror. Mermaiding - definitionWhen you pay someone to have sex or physical emotions with you or someone else like prostitution Mermaiding is defined as someone selling their self or prostituting that bitch was mermaiding last night Mermaiding - slangTo fuck someone with both feet, or to fist someone with both feet. My feet are cramped from mermaiding your mom all afternoon. MermaidingMermaiding is a common practice on Tinder, Plenty of Fish, etc. It involves women posting suggestive pics of themselves and claiming they are single and interested in dating YOU, and offering you an Instagram address to follow in order to contact them. Once you add their private account... you find out via all the pictures of her and her steroid user boyfriend(s) that in fact she just lured you onto the rocky shores to see your little life raft of hope and interest wrecked like so many many other sailors before you. "What just happened" you ask??? She got a new follower to keep funding her shenanigans, and you got another pie in the face that discourages you from dating anymore... and pushes you further towards John Galt'ing the thing all together. Mermaiding: To create a fake profile on a dating site which you then use to falsely imply to men that you are interested in dating and talking to them via your Instagram account. Once they follow said private account, they find out you aren't single and have a man, but the scammer has gained another follower which they monetize to continue funding this ruse, at the victim/followers expense. MermaidingA fandom in which a woman (or more rarely a man) either buys or makes a mermaid tail for the purpose of swimming in pools, lakes, or just posing on the rocks, usually while being photographed. Occasionally done with other mermaids. Hannah got her new tail in last week and can't wait to go mermaiding in it. MermaidingLike a catfishing, except the person is real but their intentions are to ruin you financially, emotionally, steal your identity or con you in some other way. I finally got in the DMs with that hottie Mercedes, but all she wanted was for me to get her Snapchat premium. |
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