Used in Dublin, meet is to french kiss someone. People usually meet while in a relationship or in a disco. Most teenagers at discos might meet their friends or people they don't know. After the meet they would usually just walk away and not make any verbal contact with the person they meet if they did not know them.

Disco
Boy: "do you wanna meet my friend? *points to boy*
Girl: "Ok?"
*Meet*

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Meets - definition

A word used commonly in a lot of part's of Ireland and certain part's of England.
Mean's french kiss/tongue/make-out ,
very common at teenage disco's , generally very casual, just because you meet someone doesn't mean you're in a relationship with them.

Met- Past tense of meet , already happened. 'Yeah , I met him last night'
Meet- 'Omg, you really gonna meet him?!'
On the meet- The time from when you agreed to meet them to the time when you actually do , during that period of time you're 'on the meet' with them, 'I'm on the meet with Adam.. '

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Meets - slang

a term used for french kiss in many parts of dublin, ireland.
can often be heard when one guy might ask a girl to meet his friend...
shift is a similar word to be heard in rural ireland.
as score is to be heard from the posher of the lrish.
but an old fashioned would you let my friend stick his tounge in your gob seems to do the trick in all parts!

"eh, will ya meet me mate?(pointing action to random guy in crowd of swaring guys around a group girls or sometimes girl on her own)?"

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Meets

The phrase 'meet it' is sometimes shouted in Sunday league football matches by a team's coach or manager. It is shouted when a goal kick or clearance is in the air and going towards a player, the player is then obliged to head or kick the ball anywhere because letting the ball bounce in Sunday league football is almost a death wish.

" Meet it!!!" *player then slices the ball out of play*
"Why didn't you meet it? We lost because of that counter attack."

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Meets

Meet is the most honest and sharing person you will ever get !!

Eg : You can't get a better friend than Meet .

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Meets

A Meets is a person who has hair everywhere on their body excluding the top of their heads. Topless Meets's are commonly mistaken for rough bears on the beach and have led to many false animal control calls. They imitate the Walt Disney character Goofy when walking, this is due to their feet merging with their vellies.

A Meets can be found in areas with a high concentration of females, and will be observed to travel a few meters behind the female specimens.

A Meets has the able to buy anything from anyone at their desired price. In extreme cases a Meets can even negotiate to the point where a salesperson will pay the Meets to take the item.

A common disability known to pop up in the Meets bloodline is color blindness, this is due to their genetic tendency to stare directly at the Sun.

A Meets will make one of the most reliable friends and have a heart of gold.

An example animal control call is supplied:
911: "911 whats your emergency"
Karen: "a bear, there is a Bear on the Beach"
911: "Mam are you sure it is not the youngest member of the meets family, does he have hair on top of his head"
Karen: "Not a single hair"
911: " Mam what you have encountered today was not a bear, it was a Meets. To confirm that it is n Meets and not a bear please describe the way it walks"
Karen: " His walk resembles that of Goofy"
911: "Then it is indeed a meets, mam should I refer a counselor to you to help you recover from the dramatic experience?"
Karen: "Yes please"

Mr Meets just bought a burger and got a tip from the waiter.

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