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What is Medical school?When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. YO, DID YOU GO TO TO medical school entrance exam SO YOU CAN Rearrange the letters "PNEIS" Medical school - videoMedical school - what is it?The pairing of medical school students in the first week or so of school. These relationships last between either major examinations or 2 weeks or less. Facilitating the carnal needs (ie sex, companionship, etc) as well as study partners and physical study tools, these relationships often result in rotation of female participants between people of PBL or other study groups. These relationships ensure success and survival of first semester of medical school and may continue on after that. These relationships follow the Law of mutual need (βWhen people of a given group of intellectual status/classification are placed in similar situations, there is assured mutual non-emotional hooking up.β) My first year of Med School I was part of three medical school couples, one of which the girl had a boyfriend back home. Had i not been with her I would have failed anatomy. I have not talked to her since. What does "Medical school" mean?The place many see themselves gaining acceptance too, but if smart, divert paths. If one doesn't reach the best conclusion of straying away, they might recieve acceptance. Once acceptance is given, the student must learn and accept the fact that they are no longer the top student of their class, they are merely mid-par. Pre-medical Student : "I really want to enter medical school because of a genuine desire of helping the sick, I'm totally about medical service!" Medical school - what does it mean?The place where Rich white kids, smart Asian kids, and horny Indian kids come to learn that Biochemistry is the subject of Satan. Oftentimes, these 4 years reflect regret in not learning Korean (to decipher professors) instead of learning Spanish (to decipher your patients). These 4 years are filled with defining "firsts" Ex: First time White Kid A screwed an Asian Girl. First time Indian Kid A got laid period. First time Asian girl tried lesbian porn to pay for her abusive boyfriend's car insurance. I went to Dental School because I did not get into Medical School. Medical school - meaningA place where visions of all those doctor "reality shows" come to die. In other words, your time spent there will become hell itself, with the final product being a slave of the system itself. Even if do escape there "unscathed", the process of school will never end, especially if you have to specialize in surgery itself. Person 1: "I want to become a doctor so I can safe lives." Medical school - definitionTwo long miserable years of boring science followed by two more years of witnessing the human body's ultimate betrayal, followed by 4 more years of A) trying to get away from all the horrible needy freaks (including workers AND patients) and B) trying not to get caught when you make mistakes. I went to medical school because I wanted to help people, and all I got was this lousy student loan. Medical school - slangA place where one wastes the prime of his youth studying ridiculously long, hard, tedious, dry, and unbelievably boring subjects, which he will totally forget about after the exams. Most likely going suicidal and severely depressed in the process, the stress will eat his life span like fire through wood, his hair starts to fall quite early, said subject's diet consists of energy drinks and caffeine. My GSCE grades would've gotten me into any school I wanted, overwhelmed by the possibilities, I asked my so very proud parents for guidance, so Medical School it was. I wasted my youth, I am not happy, I cut myself, I've been suicidal, I have no friends, I haven't experienced anything in life beside studying and having an exam, my blood pressure has become steadily elevated, I'm severely out of shape, and my previously proud parents are now disappointed because I'm not doing well in school and that 'I'm no longer the son they used to know'. Medical schoolThe place Biology majors go to have their dreams of becoming an ethical physician brutally slaughtered whilst simultaneously getting into insummountable debt. "I have a 4.0 GPA, 10 years of my life I'm not doing anything with, masochistic tendencies and the desire to owe an unforgiving financial institution $200K at 24% interest...I know! I'll apply to medical school." Medical schoolA place where one learns how to live without sex (see celibacy), money, food, and sleep, in that order. The ceremonial white coat given to all students after 4 yrs of medical school sends a clear message to onlookers that doctors don't need sex or sleep, but often indulge in either so as to "fit in". Ironically, after getting out of medical school, having previously learned to live without money, many doctors compensate by squandering their money on cheap whores and failed marriages. "Medical school helps me understand why I used to get erections and why I longer need them" Medical schoolHell. Friend: Where ya heading after High School? |
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