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What is MeV?
Possessor of the cum cannon, architect of the cum cloud, operator of the cum car, inhabitant of the (cum) closet, ripper of the cum cones, student of the cum course, author of 'MeinCum', a Mev is one hell of a character.
A Mev is a sweaty and cummed up individual with an unquenchable thirst for the male body and tobacco. Who, if successful, procures unwitting men back to his Cum Cave through means of Marijuana. Rumor has it, he uses his own ejaculate to cleanse and exfoliate his skin. This method, while controversial, is said to be even worse in practice, with side effects ranging from an exacerbated jawline to complete dependence on marijuana. A Mev dwells in the infamous Cum Cave; a place in which the only thing that thrives is Mev's own ejaculate. Mevs exude what has been infamously labeled as 'cum charisma', which involves undetectable sarcasm and a clear lack of empathy. The current climate has proven tough going for the Mevs, with an evident lack of cum customers in the last year. The future of Mevs is uncertain, but one thing is for sure; "when the going gets Mev, the Mevs get cumming" (Mev, 2023).
Larry: "Oi did you guys see Mev last night?"
Thomas: "Yo, wasn't he grinding up on that black dude?"
Frank: "Yeah shit's farked aye, he also roundhouse kicked a girl in the face."
Rev: "Oh Mev, again?!"
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MeV - what is it?
Basically another word for ‘bro’ but in a rude/funny way. Kind of like ‘buddy’ or dickhead but you say it to your friends in a joking way
Nahhhh shut up mev💀💀
What does "MeV" mean?
Those cars that guys drive that include the Truck with the ball sack hanging from the bottom of the back bumper, or the Caddy with hubcaps that spin while he’s not driving, or the sports car for that guy feeling a little older than he used to, or the big SUV with the little cartoon kid wizzin' on the Ford or Chevy logo, or the rust bucket with the tires that are more expensive than the whole car is worth, or the car plastered with NRA and Ducks Unlimited stickers. These are MEVs: Male Enhancement Vehicles.
Now, if you’re a bit on the redneck side, these guys might be considered KEEPERS, but sorry, I just think they’re ridiculous.
I had a truck with balls cut in front of me the other day, total Male Enhancement Vehicle (MEV's).
MeV - what does it mean?
name given to TATE's of Haitian descent. The word comes from the German word for grundle, which also refers to the skin between an asshole and penis/vagina. They are known for their mating call, which, more or less, sounds like: "UH UH UH!" while flicking the wrist of one or both hands.
Boy 1: Yo u met that girl TATE??
Boy 2: Stupid, u mean Mevs?
Boy 1: Yeah, same difference.
MeV - meaning
A nigger who moans whilst playing Video-Games
Yo Mev stop moaning cuh!
MeV - definition
Clipping of "meyve" which means fruit in Turkish.
"Ev" means "house" and "mev" means "fruit" in Turkish.
MeV - slang
Mount Eden vigilante society. Founded in 2021 in Auckland New Zealand.
The society is made up of highly motivated extremely aggressive gangsters turned business men with one goal, a crime free Mt eden.
The society has been at the forefront of fighting the increasing crime in the area. To date they have apprehended some 17 criminals and assisted police in a further 4 arrests.
Wow the MEVS caught the goons who broke into my car
MeV
Used to desrcribe one that hangs out at 7-Eleven and drinks the sand
Matt Gordon is a total Mev
MeV
the word mev has its origins in navan, ireland. it is the shortened version of the word mevrington which is used to describe someones stupidity.
when using the word mev it is best advised to go into great detail explaining how much of a mev the person in question is...
someone commits an act of stupidity...."that guy/girl is a mev"
when noting that that person is in fact a mev elaboration usually ensues...
"he/she is a descendant of the great serpant king mevronium the 3rd and so is the rightful heir to the throne of mevlania, he/she is the grand mevshall of the yearly st.mevrington parade and resides in mevrington hall where he/she rules over all the little mevringtons"
MeV
A phrase derived from the Endz of Brighton, Origin unknown.
Used to describe something really cool or sexy. Also occasionaly used to help give a better imagery when describing a male with an extra large penis.
Can also be used as a farewell amongst mandem or to mean fucking hard.
Describing something cool or fit:
"That BuffTingram is fuckin' Mev"
When talking about large Penises:
"Yeh, I pulled down his boxers and that boys cock was bloody Mev, it sprung up and knocked me in the face"
As A Farewell:
"Peace Out, MevTown Down"
And Of Course:
"That bit of gash would get Mevved"