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What is Mazda Miata?
A girl's car. Majority of the time fags buy this vehicle to make them look pretty, mostly stanced cause they have no power. They fit in the street cred category with Honda civics. A poor man's S2000.
"I drive a Lexus 350 what do you drive?","Drive a roadster.", "nice! What an s2k?!" "No a Mazda miata, mx5." "oh.."
Mazda Miata - video
Mazda Miata - what is it?
The mazda miata is the result of the deep and extensive research and reverse engineering done on the "UFO" that crashed in Roswell new mexico. it has a small but mighty 1.6 liter engine with a few "newer" models using a 1.8, these facts aside, the miata primarily relies on time wrapping and altering time and matter around itself to deliver its quick response and lap times. the miata's exquisite handling capabilities are achieved by actually moving the universe around itself instead of moving within it.
the Mazda Miata is God
What does "Mazda Miata" mean?
Many young car enthusiast's first car. It's a cheap sportscar from the 80s. Most buy the NA (1989-1997) only because it has pop-up headlights. The car has a weak af 1.6 Liter engine that makes not enough horsepower. It only has two seats and a trunk the size of a shot glass. Because it's so small, boomers automatically think that it's a death trap on wheels. In reality, the Mazda Miata is decently safe in all crash tests except for rollovers because it's a roadster.
"Is that a Lotus Elan?"
-"No, it's a Mazda Miata."
"Oh, so you're poor then?"
Mazda Miata - what does it mean?
A plastic vagina on wheels, usually bought by middle aged men experiencing a mid-life crisis. This car is a glorified matchbox car, and anyone seen driving this abomination to manhood should be flipped off with extreme prejudice. Especially if the top is down.
I bought a Mazda Miata because that's all I could afford.
Mazda Miata - meaning
The Mazda Miata (also the Eunos Roadster in Japan) is a two seat sports car manufactured by the Mazda Motor Corporation.
A car once ostracized by grown men with Corvettes now serves as a staple of affordable performance.
"I love my Mazda Miata!"
"Miata is always the answer"