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What is Matej?
Matej is extra-fancy person that only drinks Voss and Fiji bottle water. He is total anti-peasant and is mean to every peasant.
Oh look at him, he drinks Voss, he is a real Matej.
Matej - meme gif
Matej - video
Matej - what is it?
A little rat boy who will never care truly and honestly about you but simply pretend to, he may like you one week and then hate you the next, his life is complicated but he takes it out on other people, he makes terrible decisions and usually learns everything the hard way, when he likes you, don't take it for granted, he's so sweet and gorgeous in every way, until he doesn't like you, then he will shut you out an focus on his popularity instead of people he cares about.
When he does like you:
Matej is the sweetest person I have ever me look what he said to me!!!
When he doesn't like you:
Matej is such a rat he can't see whats right in front of him!!!
What does "Matej" mean?
Matej, he is the best person you could ever meet. His gorgeous smile, his shiny eyes, his soft hair and the way how he sees the world thru his eyes is overall gorgeous. When he loves you he whould do anything for you and when you love him you are the happiest person on this earth. I f you have a Matej in your life cherish him and love him, because he is the best that could ever happen to you.
I love Matej
Matej - what does it mean?
Means daughter and Portugease.
My matej told me she skipped class I'm so proud
Matej - meaning
A guy who is very sassy and tries to be the funniest kid, he try’s so hard to make people laugh but always swears. He sucks up to teachers making him self look good. He gets many girlfriends and breaks up with them and gets one the second they break up. He is short and may come from some where like Europe . He has many cousins and they usually know who you are. You can’t take him anywhere in public without him getting in a fight, you become his bestie and then he does something wrong and tries to make you apologise at the end. He is a very funny kid though and everyone loves him at the end of the day.
Hey Matej
matej: ewwwwwww go away i have a girlfriend
Matej - definition
A Slavic god with a huge cock.
Matej is a fucking GOD.
I would love to have sex with Matej.
Matej - slang
The coolest and funnies person you will meet. Also his pee pee is huge. entrepreneur
Matej: *alive*
Girls: Running to kiss and date Matej.
Matej
A foreigner in all countries, besides his own. Has a delicious accent. Obsessed with the color green and Star Wars. Ginormous nerd. Abnormally smart and ridiculously good looking.
Hey, what are you doing?
Talking like a Matej with a completely sexy accent you're jealous of
Matej
A really good friend with an enormous DIck and even bigger wIll tO LivE, his sense of humor is great but his dirty mind even greater.
Oh look at this dude, his pee pee is so big, hes such a Matej
Matej
Hottest and funniest person you will ever meet.
Girl- I wish I could date matej