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What is Masterson?

When you guzzle so much cum that it seeps into your cervix, thus impregnating yourself.

After mastersoning many men for many years, I finally got pregnant with a bastard child

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Masterson - what is it?

fucking weird
but also funny

garrett masterson is someone who try’s to drown you and throws you off your shoulders

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What does "Masterson" mean?

The term originated on Dec. 30 2004, when someone, under the guise of "having to leave to hang out with Don Masterson," really just went home to drop a deuce so large, God himself couldn't create a larger dump.

Usage includes but is not limited to: "Hanging out with Don," "Big Don is coming over," "Big Don has launched a full scale attack," or even "D(on)-Day."

Usage does NOT include referring to the actual deuce in question as Don Masterson, but actually the action is what is being referred to.

"Hold on, Big Don is coming over."

"Sorry I was late, I was hanging out with Don Masterson."

-Were you masturbating in there?
-No, Mt. Saint Masterson erupted.

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Masterson - what does it mean?

1. A chauvinist who constantly contradicts himself, and uses insults, rather than solid arguments to convey his 'opinion'.

Dick Masterson: women line up to go out with me!
Her: I don't see any women lining up to go out with you, and even if there were, I would be last in line.
DM: maybe if you hit the treadmill more often you will be in first.

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Masterson - meaning

A boy who flirts with every single girl on the planet, like anyone really.

"Yeah i saw billy flirting with another girl, she was our teacher!"
"damn he is such an owen masterson"

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Masterson - definition

A well known simp.

"Just let go, Jamie. I'll Catch you." - Dick Masterson (Dax Herrera)

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Masterson - slang

Cookie Masterson is the host of You Don't Know Jack, Fakin' It, and Fibbage. Cookie is mainly known for YDKJ. The hosts of JackBox only have a voice, and so does Cookie.
Cookie can be seen in party pack 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

"So, who's your favorite jackbox host?"
"I like Schmitty, because of his responses in Quiplash."
"Cool thinking, but I prefer Cookie Masterson, he has a nice charm, and I love his confusion in Lawn Wax."
"Lawn Wax was a good rememberable episode if I do say so myself."

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Masterson

An actor. He played Ryce's boyfriend in Beethoven's 2nd but is most popular as Hyde from That 70s' Show. He is also a deejay know as, DJ Donkey Pizzle.

I read about DJ Donkey Pizzle aka Danny Masterson in last month's LA Weekly.

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Masterson

The best rapper ever extremely underrated and goated with the sauce.

Masterson is the greatest rapper ever and has a huge cock.

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