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What is Mass Effect 3?
The phrase used to bait gamers into a mindless debate either calling for BioWare blood in response to a sense of entitlement, or defending it from a lofty position of sophistication and arrogance - because everyone seems to know better than everyone else.
Friend 1: "So... you catch the Mass Effect 3 ending?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I saw everyone on the internet going off about it. Fucking babies - it's a game, grow up. Learn to take disappointment blah blah blah..."
Friend 3: "Oh shut up. They totally fucked over the fanbase. It was really badly done - full of plotholes and bad writing and blah blah blah... BioWare/EA should patch it!"
Friend 1: "Oh for fuck's sake."
Mass Effect 3 - video
Mass Effect 3 - what is it?
The worst possible ending in video game. It has never been yet surpassed since its reveal.
Person: Yea that ending was bad, but we all remember the mass effect 3 ending...
Other person: Yea, and that extended cut didn't help either!
What does "Mass Effect 3" mean?
A soon to be kick ass game that falls from space and apparently lands in 150 foot tall trees in Santa Cruz.
Nerdy Fan 1: Hey dude, climb up that tree and get the mass effect 3 space edition for me all the way at the top.
Nerdy Fan 2: Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Nerdy Fan 3: Sorry, I have to go.
Mass Effect 3 - what does it mean?
An excellant award winning AAA scifi video game developed by Bioware and published by EA. In Mass Effect 3 you play as Commander Shepard a Spectre who must save the galaxy from a Reaper invasion. Hundreds of critics praised Mass Effect 3 and it scored dozens of perfect reviews. Unfortunatly the game was hated by thousands of Mass Effect fans because of the sad ending. Many claimed that the last sad ten minutes of the twenty+ hour experience destroyed the entire game. These fans were so disgruntled by the depressing ending that they created the Retake Mass Effect movement. Many developers were harrassed, hundreds of petitions were signed and Bioware was even reported to the Better Buisness Bureau by a Retake Mass Effect member. Eventually Bioware gave into the whining legions of Retake Mass Effect members. Extended cut a free DLC that adressed the plotholes and cliff hangers was released, but this didn't satisfy infact it just made the whiners even more angry because the ending was still sad. Now Mass Effect 3 a brilliant game will just be remembered as a big disapointment by the gaming community.
Critics: Mass Effect 3 is an exceptional game!
Gamerz: MASS EFFECT 3 SUKS ASS CUZ ENDING!!!!1
Mass Effect 3 - meaning
A Birth control supplement that will be introduced to Society on March 6th 2012, Co-Created By Bioware/EA.
"BF" - I didn't buy any condoms
"GF" - WHY NOT?
"BF" - Mass Effect 3
"GF" - WTF IS THAT?
"BF" - Your Replacement
Mass Effect 3 - definition
The immediate feeling you get when you just put a large amount of time of work into something, something that you crafted yourself, something that is special to you... only to have all of it suddenly squandered away at the very end.
Named after the game Mass Effect 3, which arguably has the worst ending in video game history.
I once had a puppy I bought and nurtured all by myself. He was growing into a healthy dog; he was very happy and we had so much fun. Then some horrible person decided to kill him and he got away with it. I Mass Effect 3'd for the rest of the year.
Mass Effect 3 - slang
The 3rd and final installment in the mass effect series. "Im commander shepard and this will be the greatest game in the world." is it march 6th yet?!
Mass effect 1-Reapers?
Mass effect 2-Ah yes, "Reapers"
Mass effect 3- OH SHIT REAPERS!
open minded gamer) dude did you hear about mass effect 3 coming out next march?
idiot gamer) yea its gonna suck, all combat and no rpg elements.
open minded gamer) *rolls eyes*