|
|
What is Mashed Potatoes?
Mashed Potatoes means to take a sledge hammer to a paraplegic ( missing all their limbs) smashing them to a pulp and then proceeding in having sexual intercourse with the mushy remains.
A man this morning was just arrested for mashed potatoeing* a former war veteran in an airport bathroom. *Mashed Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes - video
Mashed Potatoes - what is it?
Literally the most unexplainably delicious foods ever created.
"Dude, wanna make some mashed potatoes"
"Hell ya man"
What does "Mashed Potatoes" mean?
(Noun Form)
Slang term. The feeling, or texture, of breasts when they are copped, groped or squeezed. The term should be used if the female’s breasts are soft, squishy, warm and if they fit nicely in the individual’s hands. (The last part isn't as important though.)
Similar terms are...
“Potato”: When an individual fondles a female’s breasts (or even a large male’s boobs), in any way.
“Self-Potato”: When a woman grabs her own breasts when she is lonely, bored or just for fun.
Dude, my girlfriend's boobs feel like mashed potatoes! I just can't stop touching them!
Mashed Potatoes - what does it mean?
an exceptionally heavy ejaculate, generally after prolonged abstinence from sexual activities
The next girl I fuck is gonna get a face full of mashed potatoes
Mashed Potatoes - meaning
The act of defecating onto one's chest, then dipping one's ballsack into the feces, leaving a crater. Then peeing into said crater. Creating a mashed potatoes-with-some-gravy inspired look.
My girlfriend is so weird, she let me do Mashed Potatoes to her.
My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.
Mashed Potatoes - definition
When your grandma gives you a blowjob while you take out the trash and her tits sag so low that your dick falls in her ass.
My Mashed Potatoes were mashed good
Mashed Potatoes - slang
your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed :0
explanation: chewing potatoes mashes them ;)
To me, you are a mashed potato (mashed potatoes).
Mashed Potatoes
When a female presses her breasts up against a window, ususaly from within a car, or from a deck where a hot tub is in use. Giving the viewer on the other side of the glass a view of her pressed tits. The effect is similar to a "presses ham" where you'd see ass instead of tit.
1. A girl presses her breasts to the sliding glass deck door, from the hot tub side.
Zoe: Look! Lisa's got her tits up against the window!
Donna: Oh. My. God! She's got such great tits!
Greg: Now that's what I call some nice mashed potatoes!
Zoe and Donna, together: That's brilliant!
2. Delayed effect.
Did someone give the window a mashed potato? There's nipple prints on the glass.
3. Observed at the bar.
Her top was so tight as to give the impression that her tits were like mashed potatos.
Mashed Potatoes
When your penis becomes soft in New Jersey when you are having sex with a brodette at a disgusting beach house in the bathroom on top of your cousins puke from an hour earlier.
I had so many Jagr Bombs in Belmar, that I attempted to give Vanessa the peyton manning but I went limp and tried to stuff it into her taco with a spatula just like mashed potatoes.
Mashed Potatoes
The act of forcing fecal matter down a shower drain with one’s toes after deficating in the shower. It may be an act of vengeance, inebriation, or necessity.
It was negative 30 degrees in Fairbanks Alaska, so when visiting my friend with only an outhouse I had no choce but to mashed potatoes.