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What is Belmar?
A hideout for ugly older lesbian women that are married to misogynistic weirdo men.
I saw a waitress get her ass slapped at Belmar Golf Club. Nobody cared or really did anything about it. The girl is in therapy now, I hope she comes out alright.
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Belmar - what is it?
This isn't a term so much as it is a label. It refers to all of the tools that live in Belmar New Jersey, USA. Unfortunately, Belmar Backstreet Boys represent the majority of the population. They are loud, boisterous, and cocky. This cockiness can arise as a result of the ingestion of human growth hormone. However, it also arises from an inexplicable sense of entitlement. If you're trying to spot an undercover Belmar Backstreet Boy, they can usually be heard signaling each other through their use of terms of endearment. One such term of endearment is "bro."
Bry-"Hey John, wanna surf?"
John-"Chill bro...I'm in a meeting."
Bry-"I'm relaxed, all I did was ask a question."
John-"I'll get back to you when I reconnect with the rest of the Belmar Backstreet Boys."
Ticklish Pete-"Hey John, would you mind bringing my surfboard to Nick's since you stole it 3 years ago and I haven't seen it since."
John-"Bro, calm down, OK bro? Damn bro..."
What does "Belmar" mean?
When everybodies grades suddenly drop from a lack of competence from a teacher
Hey man, what happened to your math grade?
I got hit with Belmar Syndrome
Belmar - what does it mean?
A Belmar Bobby is a bennie who talks so much shit about himself on the beach while he's drinking, that he forgets to lather up his bald spot and therefore receives first degree sunburn.
Maybe if that Belmar Bobby stopped talking smack, he'd realize the top of his head was a red as a Maryland lobsta.
Belmar - meaning
aka the ghetto. straight up dump. but everyone loves us and wants to be us. heights sucks.
"your from belmar?"
"helllllzzz yes the btownnn"
"have you ever been shot?"
"no."
Belmar - definition
Belmares defines as puro Mexicano ..
Brad: look a Mexican
Carlos: he has to be a Belmares
Belmar - slang
An upstate cesspool populated by aging hipsters who live with their parents, professional DJs and other "artists", cokeheads, underachievers, self-absorbed (for no discernible reason) posers, alcoholics, drug addicts and losers. This is the place to go if you want to end up on welfare, with kidney failure, on an anti-viral cocktail, or if you have failed at every other juncture in life, an identity. If you kiss the owner's son's gigantic ass, you may end up with a temporary job, which granted is not easy to come by in the wasteland that is Binghamton, and the gratifying sense that a bunch of chronically aimless, unattractive, age-inappropriate, talentless wannabes think you are "cool". IMPORTANT: This sense of coolness and accomplishment will never be correlated by the outside world so it is crucial that you NEVER LEAVE THE BELMAR.
It's wing night at the Belmar.
Belmar
A Town in at the Jersey Shore, Monmouth County. Can also be described as Central Jersey. Bruce Springsteen and the E street Band was located on 10th ave and E Street in Belmar. The Song 10th Ave Freezeout was about the house on 10th Ave. Belmar is not realized as a freindly town due to the high levels of tourism. Usuall tourists are Guidos. Club scences, loud cars, and the Italian Flag are distinqishable features of the Town. Belmar is refered to as B town.
If you want to go to the Beach, follow the Garden State Parkway until you get to exit 98 and you will see a sign for Belmar. That is a good spot to rest at. Vinny and Geno had a great time there.