Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Mashed Potato?

Under the influence of drugs, in an altered state of awareness.

Did you see Pauline and Christopher last night? They were mashed potato!

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Mashed Potato - video


Mashed Potato - what is it?

Usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking. This is where the female will stop at nothing and is desperate to have sex. Completely neglecting the fact that you may have whiskey dick, she vigorous "mashes" her vagina into your penis in hopes of stimulating a flaccid erection

"Man, Dana was mashing potatoes all night long"

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What does "Mashed Potato" mean?

The act of forcing fecal matter down a shower drain with one’s toes after deficating in the shower. It may be an act of vengeance, inebriation, or necessity.

It was negative 30 degrees in Fairbanks Alaska, so when visiting my friend with only an outhouse I had no choce but to mashed potatoes.

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Mashed Potato - what does it mean?

The act of stuffing a potato into a woman's vagina and having sex with her until it is mashed. Eating the potatoes is then optional.

I was mashing potatoes with your mom last night.

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Mashed Potato - meaning

to crush ones testicles

"Ouch bollocks!, i just sat down funny and mashed my potatoes"

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Mashed Potato - definition

Mashed potatoes at a party. Part of a larger expression of derision.

"Shit... if I knew it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

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Mashed Potato - slang

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

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Mashed Potato

A pimple on your face that has popped without your knowledgs.

"Damn, Terri had a nasty mashed potato on her cheek this morning..."

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Mashed Potato

people who sit on the couch for more then 4 consecutive hours while they fail out of school, mold over dishes, and play farmville.

My roommate is such a mashed potato that her computer charger burnt out from 16 straight hours of gilmore girls.

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Mashed Potato

n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen

I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.

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