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What is Mahoney?
the action of taking a shit on a girl's chest, directly in the center, which may or may not include smearing it inbetween the titties.
I gave that hooker a mahoney in a cheap hotelroom.
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Mahoney - what is it?
Eating a loud crunchy food, such as corn nuts, in the close vicinity of someone trying to concentrate.
That bitch pulled a mahoney when I was trying to take the SAT.
What does "Mahoney" mean?
Someone consistently terrible at gambling. The most common type of Mahoney is someone who bets on sports & loses approximately 80% of his bets. You do not want to have bet on the same side as a Mahoney. Mahoney is interchangeable with Mush. DO NOT take gambling advice from either a Mahoney or a Mush!!!
I felt good about my Falcons bet until I realized the Mahoney also loves them. That's $200 down the drain.
Mahoney - what does it mean?
a fairly large person resembling some kind of cartoon character that lives in the swamp, has an self amusement problem (masturbates too much) and tends to lie frequently.
That kid is such a mahoney
Mahoney - meaning
Vodka and OJ drink (Screwdriver) in remembrance of "Mahoney" Saatkamp.
There's no vodka in this Mahoney!!
Mahoney - definition
Cadet/sergeant Mahoney is awesome character from Police Academy franchise movies.
Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.
Among his pranks were:
- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser
- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Proctor: -Mahoney said this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.
laughs
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
Mahoney - slang
Heroin, crystal meth, or any other assortment of hard drugs and accompanying accoutrement.
A life changing substance that may or may not have adverse effects on your life, health, well-being, ability to reproduce, ability to maintain a meaningful relationship, available bank account balance, and tooth count.
Yo homie pull through I got that fire mahoney on deck for the low low.
Mahoney
An unnaturally endowed man. Having male genitalia comparable to that of a horse.
"I am not sure I can have a second date with that girl, her last boyfriend was a real mahoney."
Mahoney
adjective or a noun 1) to be so awsome 2) suvstitute for awsome 2) outragous 3) to be so awsome and sexy that you dont have to do much to get what you want 4)being so random that it doesnt make sense but it is still funny and sometimes attractive
"Hey that guy is so mahoney" the man walked down the street no one noticing how Mahoney he acutally was. "This park is mahoney. The gang looked like they were almost mahoney status
Mahoney
Irish
Meaning: descendent of bear
The Mahoney's are descendents of Brian Boru, ancient king of Ireland.