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What is Magellan?
An insult meaning one who explores the rectums of others, implying that the recipient of the insult - usually a male - engages in homosexual anal intercourse. The term is derived from 'ass', and 'Magellan', the famous Spanish explorer who attempted to sail around the world in the early 16th century.
That uptight ass magellan across the street wouldn't let me borrow his lawnmower when mine broke down.
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Magellan - what is it?
The act of inserting a clear tube into two rectums and sending shit form one person to another. During the transference the two individuals should think of the poo as a ship and pretend that Ferdinand Magellan's (a 16th century explorer) spirit is in there. Therefore this act or move (or what every you want to categorize it as) reenacts Ferdinand Magellan discovering new worlds and moving from one world to the next. It also reenacts that cool tube thing at the bank.
Blake: I really enjoy your establishment; but I feel these T.U. Club girls just aren't living up to their full potential. Isn't there something these strippers could do that involves a clear tube of some sort?
Stripper: You mean like a Transfer?
Blake: Um...yeeeahhh i guess.
Stripper: Well I have this Idea but i need your butt to do it. I'll be sending some poo form my butt to yours.
Blake: like Magellan transferring to a new world... OMG! why haven't I thought of that before!
What does "Magellan" mean?
When you avoid an event on purpose.
I didnt learn for my test tommorow, i think i will do the Magellan
Magellan - what does it mean?
Generic term for cool, good, awesome, groovy, chill, swell, nice, great, sweet, fly, happening, fresh, super, etc.
Alternately spelled magellin, as if an abbreviation of "magelling," which is not a word.
"How's it going, man?"
"It's magellan."
Magellan - meaning
Magellan was a Spanish explorer and is the brand of a GPS system. In movies, the term Magellan is used to make humor out of a character that is blatantly lost.
"Hey Magellan, do you know where we're going? I think that you were supposed to make that turn back at forth street."
Magellan - definition
Ferdinand Magellan (Fernão Magalhães in portuguese) was a PORTUGUESE (not spanish, as some, ignorants towards the subject, believe) explorer. He led the first geocircumnavigation (do a complete travel around the Earth), perpuating the portuguese pioneirism that began with the foundation of the first colonial and global empire of the Renessaince.
Wow, you dated Beth, the popular and gorgeous girl who nobody had the balls to ask out? Man, you're a real Magellan!
Magellan - slang
Verb. The practice of exploring new and exciting strip or gentleman's clubs. More easily talked about at places where discretion is preferred, such as work, school, holiday dinners, church, temple, and funerals.
Yo dude, wanna go Magellaning this weekend? I have an abundance of singles that can be donated to the Single Mother's College Fund.
Magellan
(adj.) Used after Ferdinand Magellan, and alternatively spelled "Magellin". It means "nice, good, cool, freakin' awesome, etc."
Hey, Jeff, you look awfully Magellan today.
Magellan
When a single continuous turd is long enough to circumnavigate the toilet bowl.
I dropped a massive deuce yesterday-totally Magellan'd it.
Magellan
(verb). The act of traveling a long distance (usually by means of a difficult route) in order to reach a desired destination.
John: Yo are you coming to Pete's house tonight?
Bill: Nah man I don't think I'm trying to magellan all the way over there.
John: Yeah man i feel that, there is mad snow and shit on the ground.