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What is Mackem?n. A demi-god worshipped by ancient civilisations as the epitome of wit and sexual prowess. Romans and Vikings colonised the area in the hope of developing a race of supermen to help them in their ambitions. The word is based on a blend of Roman and Norse, and means "astonishingly well-endowed, funny and attractive angel on a temporary visit from Valhalla." My goodness, that John Holmes is almost as well-hung as a Mackem. Mackem - meme gifMackem - videoMackem - what is it?A mackem is a person from Sunderland and some of the surrounding areas (peterlee for example). MACKEM: I'm off to work, i'll be back about half five ok ? What does "Mackem" mean?An inhabitant of Sunderland. Often connected to the shipbuilding days where the Wearsiders would "mack em" (make them) before the Tynesiders would "tack em" (take them) to be fitted with engines. "We mackem and ye tackem" Mackem - what does it mean?You have put your shoes on the wrong feet you Mackem Mackem - meaning(this is from a song) My mother died when i was only two years old, Fatha ran off to sea, with a bloke i'm told, Me sista is a prostitute, Me brother's doin' life in jail, still, Could have been worse, I could have been born a mackem Mackem - definitionIdiot. Followers of a shite football team. Tell me: Have you ever seen a mackem in milan? or even on a plane? or even out of prison? Those poor souls who turn out at the stadium of shite every other saturday (and wednesday seeing as tho theyre in the championship) Mackem - slangBunch of six fingered mongs who believe they are actually relevant, they are from the shitest place in England, known as Sunderland, they often call themselves Geordies to actually be relevant when meeting fellows British people. Person 1: "I see your mate has six fingers and married his little sister, is he a Mackem?" MackemAs inhabitants of the largest City in the North-East, we have the right to boast over our smaller, inferior neighbours. We support Sunderland who are currently the only North-East side to play in the Premier League, and have recently been made one of the richest teams in England due to our takeover. We also beat Newcastle in the English Civil War, whereby the (Jawwwwdeeez. Correct term: Geordies), have became bitter and obsessed with their superior neighbour. Mackems can also be understood a lot easier by outsiders as opposed to geordies, who speak similarly to apes, often giving grunt noises as they go to collect their dole money that they have sat all week for in the house. Anyone who has read the Viz magazine will realise Biffa Bacon is your typical Geordie. Mackems are easier to understand as follows: Mackemget this straight... geordie - areeet, a ya cumin doon tha toon leek coz av just beeen doon tha dole to get mee gira, away man al buy ya a piint! MackemMackems originated from the drunken coupling of a brother and sister from a series of caves known as Pennywell. Legend has it that, after consuming large amounts of Panda Pop and Hewla Hewps, the two fell into an embrace, resulting in the birth of a race of six toed, cave dwelling, sub human filth. "Christ, I've lost both my legs in a terrible accident. Could be worse, I could be a Mackem" |
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