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What is Geordies?
Is gorgeously attractive. Has a great sense of style music and humour! Always trying to please others to keep them happy and puts other peoples problems before his own. Is always caring for close friends and never let's them down when they're even in tricky situations
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Geordies - what is it?
Usually a person who believes they are from the city of Newcastle but are infact from outlining areas such as Gateshead, Hexham and the like. These 'plastic' Geordies tend to believe they are at the top of the social scale but are in fact in the middle of the social security benefit queue. Often found in Netto or more notably Greggs upon where they feed they offspring large quantities of baked pastry goods, children are usually christened "Keegen" or "Bobby" or "Alan" regardless of their sex, this is due to their Mother and Fathers (and in many cases 'Uncle Steve' and Uncle "Jeff" and 'wor Bobbies da") lifelong devotion to Newcastle United, despite never actually being anywhere near the stadium, but the 9 kids are dressed head to foot in Black and White replica kit 7 days a week.
"Hov corse ham a Geordie man like man, me da used ta drink Broon Ale and me ma uste te werk in Fennnikks man"
What does "Geordies" mean?
The Geordi is a pub beverage comprised of 1/2 Smithwick's and 1/2 Kilkenny. Invented on Twitter by LeVar Burton, and named after his character Geordi La Forge.
Trekkie: "I'd like a Geordi, please."
Bartender: "wtf?"
Geordies - what does it mean?
A person who exhibits the following qualities
a) a ballsack for a face
b) aggressively hates people named Hamoon
I hope my kid doesn’t end up being Geordie
Geordies - meaning
A person who is originally from Newcastle, a city in the North East of England, but who also lives anywhere within the Tyneside area. They are known for their very distinctive accent, being die-hard Newcastle United fans and for their ability to consume vast quantities of alcohol. They also known for being quite friendly, approachable and charitable. They are absolutely not to be confused with "Chavs", but this happens frequently as a result of false stereotypes concocted by prejudiced Southerners. According to anyone south of Manchester, Geordies are poorly educated Neanderthals with a severe speech disorder who lives off benefits, gets drunk all day at the tax payers expense, have foul mannerisms, lives only for football and can be found in council flats - which describes Chavs perfectly, but not Geordies (unless they are Geordie Chavs).
Geordies are also known for their mastery in manual labour (i.e. construction, steel and ship building) or engineering. Newcastle was once devoted to ship building and various areas in Tyneside were known for heavy manufacturing and mining. Various world class colleges, universities and cultural venues exist in the Tyneside area today, drawing much tourism and revenue from education. Newcastle University is one of the UK's most highly ranked universities for medicine, mechanic and civil engineering and naval architecture. Geordies like Cheryl Coal, Bobby Robson and Mike Ashley stand as cultural icons.
I've lived in Newcastle all me life and am a Geordie.
Geordies - definition
A 'Geordie' is a person from Newcastle, UK. They have been named the nicest in Britain. Famous people such as Cheryl Cole and Joe McElderry are Geordies. Not all people from Newcastle have strong accents, there is a stereotype of Geordies that they are rough, common slobs who nest in council houses and suckle on 'Newcastle Brown Ale' and 'Guiness' all day. This should be ignored, as only the small minority of people from Newcastle are like this, people are like that everywhere, not just in the North East. People are generally well educated, and Gosforth High School is one of the best schools in the North and East.
Typical Geordie 1: Yee gannin' home?
Typical Geordie 2: Aye.
Geordies - slang
The friendliest people in the UK. knowing for drinking everyone under the table and their amazing accent. Also devoted football fans and mass lovers of greggs. They don't deny a good baked pastry treat.
I wish I had a geordie accent, my scouser ones shit!
Geordies
When a female falls for the affection of a male, who's origin is of Newcastle or the near by surrounding area.
"Here, met 2 irish bords in korfu, they got geordied like"
Geordies
A bunch of uncultured swines waiting to get noticed by Good morning Britain and their own so called football team 🤢🤮 sorry threw up a lil bit ! They Live in chavvy area also know as Newcastle, the only good and nice human being living there is called Amber rose gill. And is also known for all of the drug addicts , alcoholics and horny f-boys waiting for a school girl to go home to put their tiny wiener in .
Watch out for those scruffy magpies over there bloody Geordies.
What’s that awful smell .. oh wait it’s only a Geordie. Sweet heart don’t forget your Geordie repellent.
Geordies
A primative sub-species of humanity found around the river tyne in the north east of England.
More easily spotted during cold weather because of a penchent to wear very little clothing in order to prove their virility to the female of the species. Females do likewise.
Full of bravado but for display purposes only. Can usually be found kicking telephone boxes to bits around their watering hole when frustraed by major disappointments.
Did you see the geordies in 1989?
Aye! Three hundred on the pitch and they still couldn't put the ball in the net.