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What is Machado?
Madeira machado is an amazing girl, and she is gorgeous and she is mine! 💕😘👌😍 -D.P.
Guy: Madeira machado is beautiful!
Me: ik she is but she is mine !
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Machado - video
Machado - what is it?
A girl who is not afraid to let her gas come out of her butt hole. If you are thinking about dating this girl there arr some qualities you should know about. One she likes to switch around a lot. One week she might be with you and the next week it might be all over. She loves to eat and is obsessed with her butt "beware". However this girl belives she is black and is not afraid to show it. She is very needy and loves to cuddle it can involve dangerous movments. Get this girl mad and the sandals will slap you. If you are up to a challenge she is in.
Julia machado loves to twerk...
What does "Machado" mean?
1. The act of wiping a shit covered cock across the vaginal lips of one's partner's vagina, post anal sex.
2. The cock sucker who plays shortstop for the Los Angeles Dodgers (2018).
1. "Bro, I was nailing her from behind and totally gave her a Dirty Machado!!"
2. "Did you see that prick kick the Brewers first baseman as he past? What a Dirty Machado!!!" or "that douche bag actually tried to punch that player in the balls as he was sliding into second! Dirty FUCKING Machado!!!!"
Machado - what does it mean?
An insult or a synonym for school shootings. Usually similar to a pedophile.
That nigga who shot up Parkland Florida on Valentines Day is a Derek Machado.
Machado - meaning
one who uses their own jizz or the jizz of a friend to provide a sleek appearance to their ponytail or braid
I would trust my crusty machado in gailforce winds, it never fails me
Machado - definition
A lazy, dirty Baseball player. See also; bad haircut. No penis.
That guy at shortstop is a real machado.
Machado - slang
Real bad player at Dota, followed by childish attitude, causing his team to lose almost every time.
Machado has left the game with a 0/15 (K/D) score.
Machado
The act of being the laziest, complainiest railway signal maintainer on the job
You see that railway signal maintainer going home early and paying himself for a full day's work? He has done nothing when he was here and now I have to do his job for him. He just pulled a Machado again.
Machado
Half man, half wookiee, half nose
Did you see Machado punch that tornado in the face?
That Machado is one simple man trying to make his way in the universe.
There goes Machado simply walking into Mordor.
Machado
An awesome person who is able to attract girls whenever they what to at a simple clap of the hands
ah man that Machado all ways gets the girls.