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What is MICROSOFT?M ost What's Microsoft? MICROSOFT - meme gifMICROSOFT - videoMICROSOFT - what is it?Run by Bill Gates who wants to have complete dominion over the Earth Microsoft What does "MICROSOFT" mean?A company most famous for its satirical "operating system," Windows. A sort of play-on-code from genuine operating systems, Windows amuses millions with its cartoonishly-dated gui (graphical user interface), Gerald Ford-esque clumsiness (whoops! I froze again! *laugh track*), hyper-zealous licensing scheme, and utter lack of usability. For these reasons and many others Windows popularity remains very high. And why shouldn't spyware be able to install itself on my computer?! MICROSOFT - what does it mean?Used when someone gets wrecked hard. First brought about at E3 2013 when Sony destroyed Microsoft at the expo. Typical usage includes: trash talking in online games, trash talking in real life, describing someone's final grades, etc Dude A: -goes 0-13 in CoD- MICROSOFT - meaningAn obvius copy of Macrohard, which Bill Gates stole the disk of while I was sleeping. He also copied my program Doors, and renamed it Windows. Me: *sleeping* MICROSOFT - definitionA large terrorist organisation, hell bent on producing software that crashes and works slowly. Some of their more evil tactics over the years include waiting until just before you click the save button to make the screen go all blue for no reason, but more subtle tactics include waiting until you start to work, then annoying you with a sodding paper clip. Josh: "I'll just get on with some work..." MICROSOFT - slangMICROSOFTA slur word against windows and any other Microsoft services users Hahaha, he must be a Microsoft, he uses windows! MICROSOFTOrganisation bent on world domination masquerading as a software company. Fucking shit Microsoft programs MICROSOFTNoun. A small, flaccid penis. Suzy was disappointed to see John had a microsoft. |
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