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What is MBP?
My Big Penis. Easy isn't it, to remember?
Used to simplfy a comment. Often used in dirty talk or simple SMS.
1. <SMS> do u wnt 2 play wih MBP?
2. I just wanted to say that MBP is the best ^^Y
MBP - meme gif
MBP - video
MBP - what is it?
Acronym used by MacBook Pro owners to show off and to seem/feel superior to their interlocutors, especially if they have PCs.
Mainly when texting.
- wait, I'll see if I got that music on my MBP
- your what ?
- my MacBook Pro, dude !
What does "MBP" mean?
Acronym for Massive Black Penis.
Part of the stereotype that black men have above average penises.
Person 1: I fucked Tyrone last night.
Person 2: Woah, did he have an MBP?!
MBP - what does it mean?
Most ballainest playa'
I'm the MBP, most ballainest playa', bitch call me the mayor
Welcome to ATL, Jermaine Dupri
MBP - meaning
Motor Boating Pediatrician. A Pediatrician who enjoys natural breasts and motor-boating them.
Dang that MBP soiled his sweats at the strip club.
My MBP has a fondness for farm animals and frequenting strip clubs.
MBP - definition
An acronym for "My Big Penis" as opposed to Macbook Pro for dirty-minded people.
A: This is how I cleaned MBP. I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue.
B: That sounds dirty.
A: Oh shit. I've just realized an alternative meaning of MBP.
B: I meant the "I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue" bit.
A: Well, the alternative meaning of MBP sprang up in my mind before that.
MBP - slang
short for 'Most Ballinest Playa'. Somebody with nawlij and love for the pimp game. A boss playa.
Props to my MBP Zee Money, he representin' wit' nothing but love for the gizzame.
MBP
My back pocket
Jack: "I'm looking for @kickstarter projects to back or projects to invest in... Does anybody know of any good projects worth having a look at?"
Jill: "hey, money is always welcome my way! And by 'my way' I mean, MBP (my back pocket!!)"
MBP
Most Ballin-ist Player
"I'm the M.B.P., Most Ballin-ist Player
Make my own moves, call me the mayor..."
JD - Welcome to Atlanta Remix
MBP
Mac Book Pro
An Apple laptop abbreviated so that when you type online it makes it easier to type
You: I just got a new apple computer
Friend: What type did you get?
You: I've got the MBP
Friend: Apple is the best!