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What is MAZEL TOV?
A medley of hip pop and chart-topping R&B played at middle school dances and Bar Mitzvahs. For fast dances, you would hear the likes of Flo Rida and T Pain. For slow dances, expect "Umbrella" and "No One". And then for dance or karaoke competitions, you have "Crank Dat" by Soulja Boy or "Cyclone" to stand in loose groups and lip sync to. So called the Mazel Tov Mix because while music all the same, it is largely fake and electronic sounding, with shallow lyrics and allusions to more authentic hip hop/R&B, but still what kids on the "cutting edge" listen to.
ENSEMBLE OF 7TH GRADE GIRLS: "With you, with you, with you, with you, with you---"
GIRL: "I'm tearing up"
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"It's 'Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, why'd you have to go, away from home, me love' not 'oh, oh, oh, oh, don't go, away from home, me love'!"
"Yeah Cadence, get with it!"
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ENSEMBLE OF 7TH GRADE BOYS: "Anywhere you need it's guaranteed to go down" (Glock rocking gesture)
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"Do you think 'Get Low' is too explicit for my Mazel Tov Mix?"
"The parents would go for Sarah Bereilles' 'Love Song' but what can you do?"
MAZEL TOV - video
MAZEL TOV - what is it?
Vodka w/ vanilla extract and lemon extract (8-1-1 ratio), smoked and w/ a lemon peel.
Barkeep: Wuddle it be?
Guy: Mazel Tov cocktail.
Barkeep? The hell’s that?
Guy: Just make the worst drink you can with as little variety as possible. I want to feel numb.
What does "MAZEL TOV" mean?
A circle of Jewish men that pray to Judias while burning photos of Adolf Hitler and mumbling mazel tov.
Dude I am so tired from that late night mazel tov circle.
MAZEL TOV - what does it mean?
When you bust and she keeps sucking until you're limp like a lo mein noodle in soup
Dave: dude I heard becky sucked you off last night
Pablo: yeah she gave me a Manhattan mazel tov
MAZEL TOV - meaning
a sarcastic way of saying congratulations
i.e. getting one-upped by someone
Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.
MAZEL TOV - definition
A really long french fry.
"Ellyn, may I have a mazeltov?"
"UGH, fine. here."
"Nicole, may I have a mazel tov?"
"What's a mazel tov? I don't know spanish."
MAZEL TOV - slang
a phrase used by jewish children in christian schools to piss off devout people.
*teacher looks at Bob* "Bob, you failed again." *Jewish kid in corner says* "Mazel Tov, Bob!!!!"
MAZEL TOV
What jews say when they're about to come.
Zona: Oh, Sarsur. Stick your muzion in my okhel!
Sarsur: Ah yes! I shall thrust my makolet in your darkon! Oh, wait, wait, uh MAZEL TOV!
MAZEL TOV
Congratulations. Often used in a jocular or sarcastic manner.
1. Becky: "It's my birthday today."
Moe: "Mazel tov."
2. Moe: "I just failed my chem paper."
Becky: "Mazel tov. Good luck getting into uni."
MAZEL TOV
at a bar/bat mitzvah u wuld say congratulations to the person being bAR/BAT mitzvahed "Mazel tov!"