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What is MAUER?
The act of sue, harassment, and dmca strikes against anybody who dare speaks of you badly.
"Man, is this manbaby doing the Alex Mauer, can't he just accept defeat already?
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MAUER - what is it?
The Emmy Winning character played by Emmy Winning actor Matt Gilmer in the epic Emmy Winning action show "26"
"SODOMY- It's what's for dinner!"
What does "MAUER" mean?
After you have released your man gravy in and around her pussy, have her casually squat over you chest and let the drippings fall over your body-creating a Jackson Polluck 'esk painting.
A pretty lady in the Joe Mauer(catcher's position) dripping over your chest.
MAUER - what does it mean?
A guy who thinks he's so cool, and can win at everything. He loves baseball but doesn't look good playing it. Common catch phrases are, "Shut up ""Do that one more time" he thinks he can win at fights but doesn't succeed very often.
Wow see that J Mauer standing over there? He is so cool!
MAUER - meaning
the BEST baseball player. and plus he's actually from Minnesota, so that's even cooler.
"Holy Shit! look at that batting average!!"
"I Know. It's Joe Mauer."
MAUER - definition
To think highly of oneself, and expect to be treated and spoiled like a little kid, resembling the Twins catcher Joe Mauer's attitude. In addition to the pompous attitude, one must not have any special talents or skills except for flaunting a big ego.
That guy is such a Mauer. He's so cocky when he has nothing to be cocky about.
MAUER - slang
verb, to present oneself in a bangable fashion
Dude, I gotta Mauer up before hittin the clubs so have a chance of poonin' a chick later this foine evening
MAUER
noun, totally bangable 21-year old twins catcher (#7)
Dude, Joe Mauer is completely bangable
MAUER
In the game of Sheephead (Sheepshead), to not "pick" when you have a winning hand.
You would have won if you hadn't mauered.
MAUER
The wall of Cannon Club on which dastardly deeds occur
Big Bert took her to the Mauer!