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What is MANC?
the pungeant odur coming from a unwashed groin & ass area
the manc waffting off buddy is making my eyes water.
MANC - meme gif
MANC - video
MANC - what is it?
An inhabitant of Manchester, officially the most run down, smelly and rat infested city in the UK.
Statistically, it has been proven that all Mancs can be put into at least one of the following five catagories (although some fit all):
1) Junkie
2) Rapist
3) Paedophile
4) Pikey
5) Slut
Limited by a tiny gene pool, Mancs spend their time robbing, shooting, taking drugs and having sex with children. As well as being cursed with incredibly annoying nasal voices, they are stunted in growth by years of inbreeding.
Famous Mancs:
Howard Shipman, Bernard Manning, Terry Christian, Mick Hucknall, Myra Hindley, Ian Brady
What does "MANC" mean?
Mancunian - Inhabitant of the city of Manchester, Northern England.
Unfairly stereotyped as wearing kappa trackies (all chavs wear em, not just Manc chavs), stealing, being gangmembers and acting like Liam Gallagher or as though they're straight out of the cast of Shameless. ALL stereotypes are UNTRUE.
Manchester is the main city in the North and is the 3rd largest city in England. It is the birthplace of Socialism/Communism; many famous people such as Alan Turing, who designed the first electronic computer at the University of Manchester, are Mancunians.
They don't rob everything in sight like scousers.
Most peadophiles are from the south and Shipman was from Hyde which is in Tameside, not Manchester.
In general, the best kind of people.
Examples of Manc speech:
-I hate them smackhead emos round Urbis.
-Some scouser scallies tried to rob me but I kicked em back down the east lancs, sorted.
-Dead right mate.
MANC - what does it mean?
dirty, scumy, mampy, prawn sandwhich eating cock suckers. Bunch of ass holes!
All the mother bitches at old stratford are Mancs!
MANC - meaning
An Inhabitant of the English city known as Manchester. Usually of low intelligence or morals and mainly inbred. due mainly because of the slum housing and council estates most mancs spend most of their time committing crimes to subsidise their drug habit.
Officially according to home office reports Manchester has the highest crime rate in England and is also home to some of the countries worse criminals
Dr Shipman
Ian Bradey
Myra Hindley
Mick Hucknall
MANC - definition
hails from the city of manchester but displays an unhealthy obsession with the people of liverpool. often found sporting disasterous liam gallagher hair-do's, ill-fitting liam gallagher parka's, and generally walks like the have a fist lodged up their back passage. they think this peculiar gait adds to their "scally" charm. mostly found in the trafford centre.
liam gallaher
ian brown
bee gees
MANC - slang
Inhabitant of the city of Manchester.
Any houmourless twat with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.
MANC
Kissing and romancing with a friend.. Nothing more nothing less with no prospect of a relationship. A less sleezy and nicer version of being a friend with benefits!.. Romancing, without the 'RO'....Just Mancing !
Rules Of Mancing.
1) No developing 'feelings' for the other mancer
2) No Jealousy of the fellow mancer
3) Always take the other mancer out for dates (this is compulsary)
4) Never PDA
5) Always have fun Mancing
6) Keep it casual...
7) Never make it obvious, Keep it tekkers
8) You must impulsively get pointless matching tattoos and/or go to Ireland for a night and/or get married for banter.
Girl- I'm so glad we're friends
Boy - Will you come over for tea later?
Girl - I will of course, if you grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse..
Boy- Standard Mancing sesh...!
MANC
1. (noun): Meg's Adorable Nose Crinckle Expression: based off of former UK prime minister Margaret aka: Meg Thatcher's facial expressions. These were particularly obvious during parliamentary debates and were the result of awkward silences amongst ministers.
2. (verb): To MANCE: to commit an adorable nose crinckle expression
Meg MANCEd as she tried to ignore the giggling of the opposion whip speaker.
MANC
Mancing is a man dancing by himself. This often occurs at home when no one else is around. Most mancing will involve wearing just underwear and socks but not necessarily limited to just undergarments. It is completely possible for mancing to occur in public and anywhere.
Marc: I love it when Tom Cruise starts mancing in Risky Business.
Zach: That's the only reason to watch that movie!
Joe: You're both gay.