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What is Lunsford?
literally hell on earth. full of edgy 13 year olds who think theyre quirky for being mean and different
jml student 1: yo i hate lunsford middle school
jml student 2: forreal, im gonna transfer if these people dont stop being annoying
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Lunsford - what is it?
A group of Lunsfords (Total studs that beautiful women fawn over)
Hot chick 1: Look at those Lunsford Brothers over there.
Hot chick 2: The tall one is super hot.
HOT chick 3: They are ALL hot!!!!
What does "Lunsford" mean?
A chronic condition wherein a person; usually a coworker, takes advantage of any assistance they can get. Lunsford Disorder worsens as the subject notices they can slowly defer their job tasks to you. Currently, there is no known cure.
So I’m busy working the other day. Then Kevin showed up and said a few things, asked some questions, next thing you know I’m doing his shit for him, detailing his truck, and picking up his dry cleaning downtown. I think he has Lunsford Disorder.
Lunsford - what does it mean?
An actor best known for his role in Kamen Rider: Dragon Knight and Bratz. He is also well known by Big Time Rush fans because he has is best friends with Erin Sanders who plays the recurring character of Camille on the show. Lunsford has also admitted that the two have maintained their friendship despite an on and off again romance. He has his own youtube channel, tumblr, and twitter. He is a Sagittarius, born November 25, 1989 and is famous for his wild and big curly hair, though he now has is short.
Teenage girl: Oh my gosh have you heard that guy Stephen Lunsford is going to be on Teen Wolf? He's so hot!
Lunsford - meaning
A straight dog!! A guy that knows what he wants and grabs it by the horns and takes it. Lunsford‘s tell the truth with no reservations and don’t sugarcoat it or hide it like the average estrogen pumped male. Also considered to be extremely well endowed, so much so to the point that a Lunsford frequently finds his long cack stuck in closed doors, accidentally flushed down the toilet, or left dragging from home while driving down the highway while the shaft derails nearby trains and causes cars to flip.
Tour Guide: “And here we find ourselves in the Sistine Chapel, and if you look up you may notice there is a gaping hole in Michelangelos ceiling. That was caused six months ago when a Lunsford was visiting and got slightly aroused.”
Scott: “Did you see that fat cack laying across the road?”
Dave: “Yeah, must be a Lunsford that forgot to coil it up before he left for work.”
Fox News: “BREAKING, we just received word that the newly built world trade center has been struck and has collapsed. Early reports are saying that a Lunsford stood 500 ft from the building and intentionally unzipped his jeans while screaming “Release the Kraken!” .”
Lunsford - definition
The act of plowing a robust woman and grunting to display one's dominance over her. Followed by adamant denial of the act in the morning despite ample evidence to contrary.
"Did you hear Johnny and that chunker last night? I bet that asshole denies and pulls a Lunsford."
Lunsford - slang
An extremely attractive, highly intelligent, super courteous, and extraordinarily successful male with an incredibly charming sense of humor. Women find these men wonderfully satisfying in every way and commonly refer to them as the total package. Originally from the Southeast and known as Southern Gentlemen wherever they go, Lunsfords have been spotted across the Rocky Mountains and as far west as California. Lunsfords are often flanked by other Lunsfords and as a group they are collectively known as Lunsford Brothers.
Unimaginably Gorgeous Lady #1: My man is absolutely awesome. He’s handsome, polite, funny, owns his own jet, and is a tremendously satisfying lover.
Unimaginably Gorgeous Lady #2: Wow! He sounds like a real Lunsford, does he have a Brother!?