Tha sickest Muthafucka ever to come out tha ATL.Is a nasty person with a sick Flow.Love women and his Money
"I crush mic's until my hand breaks
Then shag now and shag later til these women can't stand straight The Luda meister gotta feelin so randy
I'm double XL so I call em my eye candy
Brush my shoulder and i pop my collar
Cause i'm worth a million, gazillion, fafillion dollars"
"East coast, West coast, Mid West, dirty South
Then we took it all around the world...
I got fans in retirement homes
The teenagers, to little bity boys and girls
Droppin' lyrical bombs up in your hood
Nonstop and I'm a hit em' 'til the block explodes
Hip hop, R & B, pop talk, what ya want?
I even got a little Rock & Roll"
"I split ya spleen, as matter' fact I split ya team
No blood on the sneak's, gotta keep it so my kicks is clean
I get the cream, cops see me flick my beams
Im allergic to 'doc perscribed anti-histemines
Oink Oink, Pig Pig, do away with the pork
Only silverware i need's a steak knife and a fork"
Ludacris is the most underrated, yet highly successful rapper. No one, and I mean NO ONE, can flow like this nigga. Amazing feature songs are: Ciara's Oh, Trick Daddy's Sugar, and Shareefa's I Need a Boss. Unpopular (but most talented) songs include: It Wasn't Us, Cold Outside, and Teamwork. He actually sounds more appealing, to me atleast, than Twista when he raps fast. Has the best personality and vocal presence in all of his songs. And he didn't go to the motion pictures to act all hood and shit to look like 50 cent, eminem, and TI. Of course, I aint dissin these other rappers cause TI is awesome, Eminem is crazy, and 50 is got a flow.
It's not as good as it seems.
Oh I wish I could get some cream.
And get up out of the hood with some dreams.
Catch me in Vegas spinnin' the green
I re-up with more chips than a vending machine
Then you can catch me in Rome making some brauds and sticking 'em
And you'll be at home picking your bougars and flicking 'em
A drug dealer's dream, so fresh and I'm so clean
Ludacris on the track get back trick switch on the lac' I'm flexin steel
Same price everytime hot song jumped on cause Ciara got
sex appeal
The best rappa to date, amazing songs, vocals, beats, rhymes, flow, melody, and likes to diss Shaq......if you don't like rap don't read this you won't know what the fuck i am talkin about, Ludacris is a muthafuckin pimp
This is the non-opinionated definition. Unlike the one submitted by the Dumb Fuck who thought Ludacris spelled his name wrong......
An Atlanta based hip-hop artist born on September 11th, 1977 as Christopher Bridges in Champaign Illinois. Started rapping at 9 years old. Moved to ATL as a teenager. Released his first album "Back for the first time" in 2000. Ludacris's name comes from a pun of the word Ludicrous, because his real name is Christopher Bridges. Ludacris has been awarded a grammy before. Just released his latest album "Theater of the mind" on November 24th 2008.
Ludacris is known for extreme skill "flowing" in music and unique wordplay.
He is also known for the controversy he creates with his lyrics, specifically degradation and disrespect towards women. Has gotten into conflicts with Bill O'Reily and Oprah regarding his lyrics.
"More checks then you ever could imagine more wood up in my whip then in a forest full of cabins,
And yes i stay high on that purple like Aladdin,
And Women say i talk more game than John Madden"
"ay, did u hear, dat punk bitch O'reily is boycotting pepsi cuz of them signing Ludacris on a commercial"
"I think your an intellegent guy, there are also some people not as intellegent as you that listen to your music, and i just think there is some responsibility involved with those lyrics just as i am responsible for what goes on on my stage every day"
the finest fuckin rapper, flows is crazy, got punchlines for days, gotta big dick, freaky as fuck, and fine as hell, LUDA IS WHASSUP YALL
Not much of a holler-er, but I like to borrow her lips,
Bringin' out the best in me, 'specially if she's a swallower~My music sticks in fans veins like an IV~Nobody light-skinded reppin harder since Ice-T
You disagree, take the Tyson approach and bite me!
atlanta rapper, his real name: chris bridges, n his bdai is on sept. 11, 1977, yup dat make him 28 yrs old. luda started as a dj in atl, n soon got a record label frm scarface w/ def jam. he also starred in 2fast 2furious as taj. luda is a crazy ass rapper n his lyrics r hot, and alwaiz creative, sumtimez almost as crazy as eminem's. luda is a hot n sexy lil muthafucka hoo is truly one of da greatest rappers out dea rite now, and he aint gon b forgotten for a long time!!!
"she put dat suga on ma tounge tounge,
yippy yippy yum yum,
goodie goodie gum drop,
put me in a tounge lock,
did it till ma body went numb numb,
laid her on her bac bac,
turn her around gave her bottom a smack smack,
she da woman frm da block w/ da best of weave,
but i wnt stop till im pulln out tracks tracks,
it waz lust @ 1st site,
n she coodnt help sayn she wanted 2 get w/ me,
n ma size waz jus rite,
cuz she wanted a man w/ a lil security,
said i been round da wrld 2ice,
n ma name ring bellz frm atlanta 2 sicily,
said she wanted it all nite
so put da bubbles in da tub and
ludacris n me"
A common code phase to friends and family explaining sudden departure to the nearest toilet. Easily texted reason for being late. Often shorten to luda.
"Every time I'm dying in the bathroom with explosive diarrhea, I'm humming Ludacris's "Blow It Out Ya Ass!" for moral support."